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 Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:18 pm
So, our band teacher has us use some plastic FSU College Car tags as Bathroom passes, better known as the "Band Potty Pass".
No one wants to get touched with that damn thing, and people always try to put it on the teacher, who fears it.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:28 pm
Rajiko CAT PARTS!!! oh and Jorden getting mualed by a cat...a kitten to be exact good times, good times. lol. :p
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:46 pm
Well... All we have to do is look at Dorian and say "fond memories"
It's really kind of bad. One day when we were rehearsing christmas music, he was shaking the bells wrong and holding them where no one could see... and grinning.
So, it looked like he was pleasureing himself xp
We have others, but I can't think of them right now.
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 5:50 pm
If they're inside jokes, keep 'em inside, yeah? And always remember to keep the laser beams pointed the right way.
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 5:57 pm
our inside joke is hilarious. you only get it if u were at band camp last yr. we did a set badly n our director censored his words(he was going to say that sucked a**) but it came out that sucked weiner. he yelled it into his loud speaker and to this day we dont let him 4get it. we play the oscar myer weiner song, the drum maijor who is a senior made a big weiner 4 every1 2 sign, and the band that was on the feild beside us heard as well and at the comp we hosted the gave him a pic of the weiner mobile.
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:23 pm
Our band director's favorite grandpa is Marcus Logan, so whenever there is a Grand Pause (When you think about it, it DOES sound like "grandpas") he'll utter "Marcus Logan" in a very solemn tone. It's hilarious. xD No one else would ever understand it, though.
Only during rehearsals, anyway.
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:37 pm
1) Squeeze the oreo...
2) Well...There's an inside joke that revolves around my nickname, Spooner.
One day...someone asked me if I spooned monkeys...All that day they had been asking me things that were so blatanttly obvious about me, that by the time this came around, I was ready to say yes and repeat exactly what he asked, so in the middle of band, in my frustration, I litterally shouted "YES! I SPOON MONKEYS!...Wait...NO! NO I DONT!
3) Tequilla and Jack Daniels are two dogs...>.> <.<
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 3:22 pm
dink-a-dink So, our band teacher has us use some plastic FSU College Car tags as Bathroom passes, better known as the "Band Potty Pass". No one wants to get touched with that damn thing, and people always try to put it on the teacher, who fears it. We have to use a giant snow shovel for a bathroom pass. Our BD says that if we have to use the bathroom enough to miss band, we're going to have to dig a hole.
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 12:03 pm
1. "GENERAL ALARM....GENERAL ALARM....Juh-"
Okay, so this one. We were Sleeping on the gym floor at this school in...I don't remember...the night before our competition. And all of a sudden over the LOUD SPEAKERS comes this robotic voice that says "General Alarm, General Alarm Juh-" over and over and over. People started freaking out, some of the colorguard started to scream and complain about their "beauty sleep" (haha colorguard) Me? I thought it was our BD waking us up....at 4 am?!?! This school was freaking scary too...they had a halway that never ended....the girl's locker room had this huge red stain on the floor...yikes....good times....So now, anytime we feel like annoying someone in the band, we just start chanting "General Alarm, General Alarm..." It is said also that general alarm was the guy who got killed in that school and his ghost was haunting us. Whatever...we won that competition anyways...
2. Evil demon monks...
We were defending champions at Joe Albi Stadium our home field basically. So then we meet Mt. Spokane and their choir. That's right, a choir on the field. This choir was all dressed in black robes with huge hoods. Their entire ballad was a freaking singing solo...no playing no marching...we called them the "demon monk choir". But guess who won by .05 of a point? They did...we'll get them next year....
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 4:40 pm
1. our band director always shouts "Cumber down" when he wants us to quiet down during marching practice (which barely works...18 piece band...of high-schoolers!), so one day a few of us gave him a cucumber, because it rminded us of him saying "cumber down" so many times
2. in our band room, we have the "Band Wall" which has been around for forever, and its covered in random stuff, ranging from the incredibly idiotic, to the disgustingly dirty. its not really an inside joke, but our band is notorious for it! (there's even an STD chart, telling all the STDs, and what symptoms they'll give you, hanging on the Band Wall....)
3. In Music Theory Class, Mr Crilly, (director, and teacher) accidentally said "What am i smoking?", and we tease him all the time for it.
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 6:57 pm
My band leader once had a brain fart in the middle of class and said, "Everyond at Donut, F for Donut," ever since Letters have now got "different" names.
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:06 pm
Oh my gosh. The Doctor Beats.
My director freshman year was a retard with humongous boobs.
I mean, seriously, those were some melons.
We have this metronome called the Dr. Beat, right?
Well said director's boobs would bob up and down in time to the music while she conducted.
So we called them the Dr. Beats.
We still talk about them, two years after she left.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:23 pm
Let's do some urban dancing!
And last year..."Trumpets are wimps! XD" Well they were!
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:57 pm
ALL OUR CYMBALS ARE GAY it's like a curse. And whenever some freshman gets on cymbals we make fun of them. It's really fun. rofl
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:38 am
Hmm.
Well in the show opener this year, we have to form three four-person pods in front of the rest of the band which is in a block thing. And the pod I am in (Tuba, Tenor Sax, and two Clarinets) decided to call ourselves the UPWWVA, standing for United Pod of Williamstown West Virginia.
I guess it would only be funny if you were there. xD
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