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 Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:29 am
Gotta love NS server errors
"An underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, all guns must be registered, and criminals are executed and their property seized. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Insomneisa's national animal is the Kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Insonia .
Insomneisa is ranked 1st in the region and 1st in the world for connect error [/home/nation/tmp/ranksock]: Connection refused."
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:30 am
Insomnesiac Gotta love NS server errors "An underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, all guns must be registered, and criminals are executed and their property seized. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Insomneisa's national animal is the Kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Insonia . Insomneisa is ranked 1st in the region and 1st in the world for connect error [/home/nation/tmp/ranksock]: Connection refused." xd I'm getting that too...
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:27 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:36 pm
InternalHardDrive http://www.nationstates.net/Humbertsland - This is the top in the East Pacific for stupidest nations. I AM SO VERY AMUSED XD XDDD Your description msde me LOL soooo much XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "Mommy, can we move to Humbertsland?" "Sorry, dear, but moving there is like suicide for a family like us." "Oh, okay mommy!"
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:53 pm
Colledge students at my place make ends meet by selling their organs! twisted
I'm evil. twisted
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:57 pm
Quote: "-so kids can enjoy good books without interference from religious wackos, like Christians." LOL @ POTTERPHILES xD I agree. -Ish.
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:11 pm
"The nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, only the wealthy can afford monorail fares, and the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed."
Plus hampsters mysteriously disapear at night and I just let men enter beauty pagents. xp
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:44 pm
Quote: archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions  XD ninja
It seemed so funny and strange at the same time.
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:20 pm
In the lovely Corrupt Police State of Insomneisa "Citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil', there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy, and Insomneisa's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers." And now people in debt will have to work off what they owe with hard labor. 4laugh
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:07 pm
# "Well, I see that point, but we certainly don't need to ban inoffensive art, still lifes of inanimate objects and such," says your sister, Larry Rubin. "Perhaps we should set some guidelines for what is acceptable as art and what isn't. Artistic renditions of people getting it on are one thing. A bunch of fruit in a decorative bowl is another entirely."
[Accept]
I guess I have a sister named Larry! XD
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:35 pm
The Issue
Angry farmers have taken to the streets demanding the government to act after reported sightings of strange fruit bat-like dogs eating all the crops in fields.
The Debate
"This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Chastity McAlpin, an angry farmer. "The fruit bat was never meant to mate with a dog! They eat my crops, they attack my livestock and they're breeding so quickly they're swamping the environment! We can't make a living like this! You've got to give us the funds and manpower to shoot anything that comes within a mile of our property and put an end to these freaks of nature! We must wipe these creatures out now or before you know it all we'll be eating is fish."
[Accept]
"We can't just destroy these creatures!" exclaimed Falala O'Bannon, owner of Chievious's biggest safari park. "They may look ugly to you, but I think they're just beautiful. We need to study them and understand them; think of what we could learn! These wonderful beasts may be a little harmful to the environment, but think of the people who will flock to see them! It would be an educational experience! Think of the money!"
[Accept]
"We could always just kill off all the dogs," Prudence O'Bannon of the "Keep The Species Pure" foundation whispers to you in a conversation. "The fruit bat is one of the many things our country is famous for; any perversion of its image reflects upon us all! We can't have their image spoilt by these ugly abominations! Just get the police to go around and kill them all and we can rest easy knowing our countryside is safe!
[Accept]
That's...interesting. xd
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:38 pm
`Aine Chievious The Issue Angry farmers have taken to the streets demanding the government to act after reported sightings of strange fruit bat-like dogs eating all the crops in fields. The Debate "This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Chastity McAlpin, an angry farmer. "The fruit bat was never meant to mate with a dog! They eat my crops, they attack my livestock and they're breeding so quickly they're swamping the environment! We can't make a living like this! You've got to give us the funds and manpower to shoot anything that comes within a mile of our property and put an end to these freaks of nature! We must wipe these creatures out now or before you know it all we'll be eating is fish." [Accept] "We can't just destroy these creatures!" exclaimed Falala O'Bannon, owner of Chievious's biggest safari park. "They may look ugly to you, but I think they're just beautiful. We need to study them and understand them; think of what we could learn! These wonderful beasts may be a little harmful to the environment, but think of the people who will flock to see them! It would be an educational experience! Think of the money!" [Accept] "We could always just kill off all the dogs," Prudence O'Bannon of the "Keep The Species Pure" foundation whispers to you in a conversation. "The fruit bat is one of the many things our country is famous for; any perversion of its image reflects upon us all! We can't have their image spoilt by these ugly abominations! Just get the police to go around and kill them all and we can rest easy knowing our countryside is safe! [Accept] That's...interesting. xd I had that, and changed the animal to dogs. It was...well, tak a look. "The dog was never meant to mate with a dog!"
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:39 pm
FortenraAskasa `Aine Chievious The Issue Angry farmers have taken to the streets demanding the government to act after reported sightings of strange fruit bat-like dogs eating all the crops in fields. The Debate "This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Chastity McAlpin, an angry farmer. "The fruit bat was never meant to mate with a dog! They eat my crops, they attack my livestock and they're breeding so quickly they're swamping the environment! We can't make a living like this! You've got to give us the funds and manpower to shoot anything that comes within a mile of our property and put an end to these freaks of nature! We must wipe these creatures out now or before you know it all we'll be eating is fish." [Accept] "We can't just destroy these creatures!" exclaimed Falala O'Bannon, owner of Chievious's biggest safari park. "They may look ugly to you, but I think they're just beautiful. We need to study them and understand them; think of what we could learn! These wonderful beasts may be a little harmful to the environment, but think of the people who will flock to see them! It would be an educational experience! Think of the money!" [Accept] "We could always just kill off all the dogs," Prudence O'Bannon of the "Keep The Species Pure" foundation whispers to you in a conversation. "The fruit bat is one of the many things our country is famous for; any perversion of its image reflects upon us all! We can't have their image spoilt by these ugly abominations! Just get the police to go around and kill them all and we can rest easy knowing our countryside is safe! [Accept] That's...interesting. xd I had that, and changed the animal to dogs. It was...well, tak a look. "The dog was never meant to mate with a dog!" .................... rofl
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:48 pm
"With the greatest of respect, this is none of your business!" yells George W. Bush who is rumoured to have had more than a thousand lovers and even more children.
Bush seems to be my EVERYTHING advisor D:
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:39 pm
*revives thread* ninja Quote: After several reports of pet angsty teenagers violently attacking, injuring, and even killing citizens, there has been growing pressure from public safety activists for the government to take action. - "Why punish the poor things?" asks animal-lover Jennifer Jong-Il, covered in scars from previous encounters with angsty teenagers. "All they need is good hands to care and rehabilitate them. We need a government education programme to tame them and turn them into loveable pets. The one I'm holding right now shows that it can be done. They are all good, kind creatures deep d- argh!" ...*gigglefit*
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