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 Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 11:40 am
tee heee these r funny. and i was kinda thinkin of somthing like what would happen like the movie john tucker must die.
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:21 pm
What? Oh, the birds and bees...
Sasuke: ....
Child: Sooo???
Sasuke:... What do you mean?
Child: You don't... how can you not... after having us...
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 12:58 am
Uchiha Clone 1: Daaaaddyyy~! heart Where do babies come from?
Sasuke: *loosens collar* Uh, ask your mother.
UC1: Eh? But daddy, she told me to ask you, and if you don't answer, she won't give you tomatoes for dinner...
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:27 am
xD Poor Sasuke, No tomatoes.
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 5:24 pm
juicy_kiwi Moo_Me juicy_kiwi Moo_Me juicy_kiwi i wonder who Sasuke and Sakura's childen's sensei will be....? surprised OOHHHH! (and this is where we all spazz out) SguigglyHmm... Orochimaru!!After all that time of fighting to get out of that da**ed cave...  SguigglyHmm... Orochimaru is still after him, well this time its his children... Children at same time: Ummm... sensei? Why are you looking at us that way?!? Sguiggly: Because I want your bodys!!!! twisted *peels off face* (Me:SPAZZ!) Children: *run away screaming* MAMA!!!!! [Later at Home] (more like 5 min xd ) Sasuke:* In fetial posistion* hes not going to get my body... hes not going to ge- *Twitch* Sakura: Of course hes not! Inner Sak: If anyone is geting your body its me! CHA! *is speechless* Mwahaha!! I leave silance! (SP) Wait why? Was it bad? Was it that bad? No, the thing is i would never think of that^^great job xd Oh... Yeah!! I didn't do the drawing, I found it on Deveintart...
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 5:27 pm
tenshinohana-chan Uchiha Clone 1: Daaaaddyyy~! heart Where do babies come from?
Sasuke: *loosens collar* Uh, ask your mother.
UC1: Eh? But daddy, she told me to ask you, and if you don't answer, she won't give you tomatoes for dinner... Sakura deprives Sasuke of his tomatoes... thats not right...
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:03 am
You know just reading the frist page threw me into a laughing fit!!!
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:11 am
Lilgirl: .: Walks up to Sakura:. " Mommy...Daddy dosen't want to play with me...Will you?"
Sakura: .:Stops whats she's doing:. " I would...But I'm busy...Or....Wait...Is daddy out side training?"
Lilgirl : " Ahuh..."
Sakura: .:Smiles at her five year old daughter. And kneels down:. I have an Idea...Come here. .:She reaches her hand out as the little girl gripps it.:.
Two minutes later...
Sasuke: .:Sits down on the grass sighing when something hits him in the head. Red ouzzz runs down his forehead. Takeing a figner he lookes at it:.
"Wait...Is this blood!" .:He sits up. And a tomatoe falls into his lap:. "Who threw-!
Sakura and lilgirl come jumpping out of their hidding place throwing tomatoes at Sasuke.
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:29 am
I think this guild is full of looneys...Oh well found the place that I belong! ^^
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:50 am
Satchi and Hatchi Run into the room that Sakura is sitting reading. " Hey mom!!! Look at what daddy tought us!!!" The chrip.
Sakura looks up from her book and takes off reading glasses. " Okay, I'm watching." Both of the kids start doing hand signs. Sakura's eyes widen. 'those signs...in that order...It...' She gaspes. " NOT IN THE---"
"Katon fire ball on jutsu!!!!" Soon theres two fire balls being blown and Sakura is laying on the floor with her head covered.
Grabbing the kids by the hands she runs into the infants room and grabbs her runing outside and walking up to her ten year old son and husband. " Sasuke..."
The oldest son turns around and see his mother shottoing a death glair at his fathers back. He looked down too her knees see his two seven year old brother and sister standing there with their heads hung low. " Dad..."
Sasuke turns around and looks at Sakura. " Uh...Hi..."
Sakura smiles evily. "Helllo...I'll be kicking your a** now..." She turns to her older son, who is amazed that she just swore infrount of his sibbilings. "Renton...Take your brother and sisters too auntey Hinata and uncle Naruto's house..."
" Okay..." He says takeing the baby from his mother. " See you at your funeral dad." All the children walk away.
Sasuke glairs at Renton as they walk away, then gets flicked in the head by Sakura and flies off to the side. " WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:28 pm
xD; Damn. Sasuke is going through one hell-of-a-lot of Wife-Abuse!
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:08 pm
Brittney-chan xD; Damn. Sasuke is going through one hell-of-a-lot of Wife-Abuse! So so true, hmm... i gotta think of something funny..... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:42 pm
blue winged Brittney-chan xD; Damn. Sasuke is going through one hell-of-a-lot of Wife-Abuse! So so true, hmm... i gotta think of something funny..... sweatdrop Yeah, but still...It is kind of funny...Any ways...A guy shouldn't ever hit a girl.
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:42 am
That's why Sasuke has to keep quiet and bear the abuse. Sasuke'll definitely get something good if he's a good boy... something REALLY good...
that could lead to the birth of their umpteenth child blaugh
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:58 pm
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