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 Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:49 pm
first loves never truly fade
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:08 pm
"This guy is SOOOO HOT he's been to prom every year he's been in high school!"
"yea I bet he has one STD for every year he's been in high school."
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:11 pm
"we should be out there finding new and inteligent life, you know, fight them!"
Griph, Red Vs. Blue.
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 7:04 pm
hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:09 pm
Pimpin an't easy but someone has to do it.
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:45 pm
Me: You can turn anything dirty if you try, watch. Esse, say something.
Esse: No.
Me: You did WHAT with Duone?!
Me: You see, if you want someone to assume you're talking about sex without really talking about it, just say 'bunkikichow'
VJ: Bunkikichow?
Me: Yeah.
Esse: So I just say 'bunchichikow?'
Me: Bunchichikow? What are you, bovine? Bunchichikow*puts hand in hoof and makes a hand bend* moo!
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:44 pm
*After my friend got a lot of beads at a parade (She's a twin)*
Susie: My mom's gonna wonder how I got all these.
Me: I know how. I'm gonna tell her the whole story.
Susie: What are you babbling about?
Me: See, you have a bad memory. What happened was you went up to a float, lifted your shirt, and yelled, "WHO WANTS TO SEE THE COFFEE TWINS!"
Fox (her twin): O.o
Susie: I despise you.
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:20 am
From Buffy the vampire slayer (best show in the world!)
"Buffy:!! You Ate the Burger!!"
laugh cry sigh i am doing
3nodding 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:17 pm
"It was my father's," said Sirius, throwing the ring into the sack. "Kreacher wasn't quite as devoted to him as to my mother, but I still caught him snogging a pair of my father's old trousers last week."
(Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:24 pm
*phone rings*
Me: Orlando City Morgue, you stab 'em, we bag 'em, how may I help you?
Direct TV Telemarketer: I'm from Direct-
Me: Dude, this is a MORGUE.
Direct TV Telemarketer: Well, they might benefit from the relaxing lull of the-
Me: They? You mean the frickin' corpses? What are they gonna watch?
Direct TV Telemarketer: Well, HBO has-
Me: No hablez espanol.
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sweet.raptured.light Crew
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:37 am
YunaKitty2987 *phone rings* Me: Orlando City Morgue, you stab 'em, we bag 'em, how may I help you? Direct TV Telemarketer: I'm from Direct- Me: Dude, this is a MORGUE. Direct TV Telemarketer: Well, they might benefit from the relaxing lull of the- Me: They? You mean the frickin' corpses? What are they gonna watch? Direct TV Telemarketer: Well, HBO has- Me: No hablez espanol. You are so friggin funny.
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:54 pm
Me: Shut the ******** up Sora
Sora: You shut the ******** up!
Me: Go suck a ********: Maybe I will!...Wait, that came out wrong!
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sweet.raptured.light Crew
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:01 pm
That's so hilarious. I wish I was that funny *sigh*
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:55 pm
"Tim get on your KNEES!!!!"
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 8:23 pm
"Never judge a book by it's cover."
"I wish that you could see what I see when I look at you."
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