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 Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:12 pm
Granted. But Diet DR.Pepper tastes so much like the original, people can't tell the difference, sales plummet, and they stop making Dr. Pepper. All thanks to your genius idea.
I wish a certain person I know rather closely and love beyond the world wouldn't be in pain...
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:40 pm
Granted. you are.
I wish I was getting laid
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:47 pm
Granted. You are laid down six feet under the ground in a titanium casket (very fasionable but not good if you're screaming for your LIFE!)
I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:58 pm
Granted, but it is shaken before you get it so it fizzes and bubbles and burns your nose.
I wish I was freaking old enough to marry Jazz.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:20 pm
Granted, only now you're too old for him.
I wish I didn't have to work seventy hours in the next week.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:32 pm
Granted. But instead you only work seven hours.
I wish I could get a good scholarship for school.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:40 pm
Granted, but the college is shot up and you get killed.
I wish there were no more jews.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:48 pm
Lash Vereaux Granted, but the college is shot up and you get killed. I wish there were no more jews. Granted, but Hitler is resurected and he shoots you for taking his job, the one thing he had to come back for.
I wish that summer school would end...!!!!
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:19 am
Yami_Ichi Lash Vereaux Granted, but the college is shot up and you get killed. I wish there were no more jews. Granted, but Hitler is resurected and he shoots you for taking his job, the one thing he had to come back for.
I wish that summer school would end...!!!! Granted. Summer is over and it's time to go back to school. I wish I get an A on my math project.
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:43 am
Granted. You get an A, but your country introduces the 'A*' system we have here in Britain. Therefore grade A is not the top grade.
I wish that my room would clean itself.
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:23 am
Granted, but the room interprets your wish strangely, and it blows itself up, taking you with it.
I wish Russia was more powerful than the United States.
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:58 am
Granted, but you'll probably die in the nuclear fallout.
I wish I were asleep.
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:03 pm
Granted, but you never wake up again.
I wish I hadn't died in the nuclear fallout, nor had any adverse effects from the radiation.
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:19 pm
Granted. But due to your extrodinary ability to recover from such an experience, the scientists take you into the lab and test you for the rest of your life trying to find a way to make human beings immune to radiation.
I wish I could get the money to travel the world.
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:23 pm
Granted, but you had to whore yourself out to get the money and now you have aids.
I wish someone killed me and ate my soul.
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