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 Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:11 pm
"dont point those big green sausages at me!!!"
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:34 pm
beautifuldream does anyone know where, "oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to decieve" comes from? i said something wicked this way comes but my friend said shakespeare, i was wondering if anyone could clear up the argument. If I remember correctly, it's from MacBeth.
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:56 pm
KittenFreak1986 beautifuldream does anyone know where, "oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to decieve" comes from? i said something wicked this way comes but my friend said shakespeare, i was wondering if anyone could clear up the argument. If I remember correctly, it's from MacBeth. No it isn't. Marmion by Sir Walter Scott.
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:23 pm
Darkslider KittenFreak1986 beautifuldream does anyone know where, "oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to decieve" comes from? i said something wicked this way comes but my friend said shakespeare, i was wondering if anyone could clear up the argument. If I remember correctly, it's from MacBeth. No it isn't. Marmion by Sir Walter Scott. I was waiting to see if you'd settle that.. xd I admit, I didn't know.
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:27 pm
funtoys "dont point those big green sausages at me!!!" Technically it's "Don't you point those big green sausages at me!!!"
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:49 am
yeah, well... i like that movie and i'm not the best quoter around. blaugh
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:28 am
dersephy "women are like voltron. the more you pick up, the better it gets!" -church weird i was jsut going to quote that one. though i think tucker said it not church? " Don't you hate pants!!" ~Homer simpson
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:34 am
KittenFreak1986 funtoys "dont point those big green sausages at me!!!" Technically it's "Don't you point those big green sausages at me!!!" actually its "Don't you point those dirty green sausages at me!!!"
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:10 am
dersephy "women are like voltron. the more you pick up, the better it gets!" -church ... As if there weren't enough misconceptions about poligamy.. stare
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:06 pm
A girl dressed like a pixy walking around at renfaire (pixy1): *walks down dirt road
Terrifying guy with huge axe: "KILL THE PIXY!! *swinga axe menicingly*
Pixy1: *looks scared and walks away*
Pixy1:*Comes back a few hours later with another girl also dressed like a pixy*
Axe guy: KILL THE PIXYS!!!!!!!!!!!!*starts towards friend*
Pixy2: *looks terrified eek *
Pixy1: Holds up hand* "No man she's with me"
Axe guy: *looks dumbfounded*
-from ren faire
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:51 pm
" I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said...
...My tummy itches."
-Brick Tamland
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:11 pm
"Big Brother isn't watching. He is singing and dancing to keep you distracted."
- Lullaby
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:56 pm
"Is it liquid or is it ice?"
-one of my friends mocking the comercial
Stupid kid: Ah man I could take down Mr. S. any day.
Mr S(my E10 teacher/fifthdegree blackbelt in hopkido): *shakes head*
Stupid kid: - man *throws his best punch at no one *
Mr. S *looks amused* You go right ahead and do that
Stupid Kid: boom one hit is all it would take
Mr S *continues to do paper work looking tempted but not ready to cross the line)
Stupid kid: I'll bet you ten bucks I can beat him
Me: Your an idiot *hits head on binder*
Stupid kid: Yep i'd kick his -
Mr. S: look she gets the point *points in my direction* it would take me less then a second to come over there right now and drop you were youy stand, so why don't ya stop talking like a big man. You wanna fight bring it on
Stupid kid: O yeah tomarrow out froint Taco Bell
Me: *barely contains laughter*
Friend: *barely contains laughter*
Me:hope you have insurance
Mr. S twisted na I won't hurt him to bad
Friend: Right....
Me: I'm sure you won't do you want me to bring the camera?
Mr. S : Sure you can be my second if you want
Me: eek
-a typical day in English.
i've been noticeing a decreased amount of attendence lately *thinks, looks scared*
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:54 am
*draws a picture on the bored of a very slim figue* this is braden the lurpiest person ever!
-my friend trying to explain who braden is to my seminary class before our teacher got there.
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:09 pm
They say there is a cure for idiocy but foir you there is none."
- me to the idiot in my E10 class.
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