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Gay Harry Potter??

Run, Harry, Run - Lemon Demon


Harry Potter spent his Summers waiting for the Fall
He'd count the days, and dream each night of Hogwarts' distant call
The Dursley's, Harry's relatives, were wretched as can be-a
He prayed each night to Satan that they'd die from gonhorrea

But one day he recieved a note that Hogwarts had burned down
"Oh no!" he cried, and quickly donned a disappointed frown
He trashed his room and tore his books, and then went for his trunk
But Dumbledore popped out and bellowed, "Harry! You've been PUNK'D!"

Harry stared in disbelief at Dumbledore's old smirk
He knew it was joke, but he got pissed and went berserk
He threw the old man to the ground and punched him in the beard
He pinned him down with all his weight, and that's when it got weird

Dumbledore was smiling as young Harry sat on top
He made a funny noise and ordered Harry not to stop
But Harry got freaked out and threw a large book at his head
And Dumbledore stopped moving, it seemed Dumbledore was dead

Run, Harry, run, Harry, run!
You killed your headmaster, now your problem's just begun
Run, Harry, run, Harry, run!
Who can fend off Voldemort now?
No one

xD That is awesome!

Aaah! I never thought of that line that way, but I know what you mean. Even when I was like five years old, I knew those two were in love! Like in Bambi, I knew they were all girls and then turned into boys later ^^

Ahh...so many lines...only a few I can remember and/or have access to. Oh well. Here's some:

In the Loveless extras on the DVD, Soubi and Ritsuka are discussing the episodes. They're talking about the "piercing" scene.

Soubi: Just like I thought, the scene after this has been taken out.
Ritsuka: Scene after this?
Soubi: Of piercing a hole somewhere else....*whispers*
Ritsuka: *freaks out* On the body?....Lower body?....What do you mean, "the tip of it" ?.......................Tip of a big toenail?

A normal scene in the series when Soubi is cooking food for Ritsuka and Yuiko.

Soubi: You should eat good food and train your tongue's ability to taste.
Ritsuka: Why do I have to train my tongue?
Soubi: Sharpening your senses will get you ready for battle.
Ritsuka: Battle? What kind of battle...?
Soubi: The kind that uses your tongue...

And a cool little line from FRUITS BASKET! YAY! ^^ Yuki is wearing that dress that the senior girls got for him, and Hatori and Momiji show up at school.

Hatori: That being said, Yuki...When did you become a woman?
Yuki: How dare you say that after you've seen me naked so many times...

And all the students/fangirls/fanboys are all like, "ZOMG"

Also, when Tohru is talking to Haru. He says something along the lines of:

"Yuki was my first love."

And Tohru freaks out. XD I know...this one's kinda blunt, but still...i uber fangirl at this scene.

Kinda odd but Night at the Museum.
Octavian x Jebadah.
First off both come from sociaties where homoseuality was not unkown.
Secondly they go from being bitter enimes to buddy-buddy (and possibly more wink )
Third just the way Jeb keeps going on about feelings and being sensitive
And the chincher.
When Jeb and Octavian are trying to deflate the bad guy's car the air pushes away all the other soldiers but Jeb keeps a grip on Octavian's lance and when told to save himself says "I ain't quitting you" - recalling the line "I wish I could quit you" from Brokeback Mountian, one of it's most famous lines. sweatdrop
Sometimes my slash sence works too well. sweatdrop

Moe! (mo-EH) It has something to do with a passionate moment...I found a definition somewhere...but I can't remember off hand...I'll have to look it up again. sweatdrop

My favorite line was taken! Ouka of Heaven and Hell posted it first! xp
My eyes went big, but then I burst out laughing as soon as he said "tip of the big toenail?"! xd

The whole thing between Sephy and Cloud was reeeeeeaally suggestive if you have that kind of mind.