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 Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:18 pm
A: Just to have some difference in everyday life blaugh
Q: If a chicken and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper witha wooden leg to hop out of a paper bag?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:20 pm
A) Three days 4 hours and 36 seconds
Q) how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:34 pm
A) That would be 20 triangle pieces of wood.
Q) What makes rabbit's feet so darn lucky?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:36 pm
a- because it only eats cheese flavered puffs
q-how do you know that you don't know that you know something that you don't know?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:41 pm
A) Because of the internet.
Q) Is there such thing as fish n chips?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:41 pm
a- when you don't think about it
q- How come m&m's are different colors, but taste the same?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:42 pm
Gaavi a- when you don't think about it q- How come m&m's are different colors, but taste the same? Because they're a reflection of humanity. Why does the : x emoticon look angry?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:47 pm
Because you ate his pie.
How many roads must a man walk down?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:54 pm
A) One road made out of clothes.
Q) When did these questions become so literal?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:59 pm
Since the potatoes came.
When did the sky turn pink?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:00 pm
A) It turned pink from all the green bubbles.
Q) When did that tree get so small?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:03 pm
When the puppies overtook the canaries.
Why does the cow jump over the moon?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:05 pm
A) To get the intergalactic space monkey's second cousin's third uncle's first niece's swimming goggles....duh... rolleyes
Q)So why exactly did the chicken cross the road?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:08 pm
Because his mothers pinapples were there being taken away by a burro and of course he had to get them back!
I've always wondered: Person a:You're stupid!.........Well my stupid what?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:28 am
A: Your stupid friend named (insert name of person calling you stupid here.)
Q: What is the galactic layline?
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