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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:53 am
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"Oui!", Mr. Fonz said as he slid the check onto the table with his hand, "Zis covers zee entire budget we planned! Zee $50,000!"
"Now zat ZAT'S out of zee way, I have some terrific news for vou! I've found a grand stone church in zee nearby town, with zee best view of zee greenery! And I was even able to negotiate it for a low price! For a party as massive as zis, zey eventually offered zee space for $100! I am good with zee bargains, am I not?"
"Zen again, zere is another option zat I looked into! I couldn't find castles in zee United States, but found a great one in Scotland! It's a beet more expensive zen zee church, and all zee guests would have to fly in a plane, but zis castle has more space, and an even better venue!"
He pulled out a photograph of the American church, with a "$100" caption underneath it. In his other hand, he held the a photograph of the castle in Scotland. A "$250" caption was under this one.
"Which seems better to vou, mademoiselle?"
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:02 am
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Phineas grabbed a business card from his drawer, and slapped it onto the desk. The place seemed to be called, "Dreamcakes Bakery". The phone number of the service was written underneath. "Zere you go! I always make sure to have spare business cards around!"
"If my notes are correct, vou also said vou wanted live music at zee event, correct? I have quite zee options!" He pulled a few CDs from the desk, and walked towards one of the busts in his room. Phineas removed the head from it, revealing a CD player underneath. "I can let vou listen to some of zese tracks before we decide who to bring live!"
The first CD that was put in was by a band called "Monty and the Foxhounds". Their cover depicted three teenage boys with big and long hair, the lead singer being blonde and covering half his face. They almost seemed like the modern day equivalent of the 1980's hair bands. Their music was catchy, and had the feel of the era they were emulating.
Second CD that Phineas put on was for "Marie Bueller". She was a woman of elegant style, as seen on the cover. Her songs matched the outfit, as she sang swan songs with grace. In fact, Phineas seemed to cry a little out of adoration.
Third was "The Bigwigs", a band of men wearing black suits, wigs, and sunglasses. Their lead singer was a baritone, almost opera sounding voice. And their music sounded like a combination of rock and jazz.
Fourth and final were "Ginger Squad". Four women with red hair and freckles were on the cover. They performed punk-rock numbers on the CD, and surprisingly, weren't filthy with their language, as one would be lead to believe. Their songs were good.
"So how about it? Any of zese performers sound enticing?"
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