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bipolar bee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
62
Total: 62 (1-100)
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 Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:05 pm
Truthfully, Sasha never wanted to see another melon in her life. As she strode forward with great purpose, Sasha slipped on some melon.
She fought the urge to scream as she picked herself up and flew towards the fogmelonmonster.
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demon_pachabel rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:07 pm
Cass wanted HER boobs back, not...evil watermelon monster. She was so tired of melons!! Melons everywhere!!
In fact! She just had a melon melon her in the melons!! Which hurt like a b***h - even having large breasts poked was painful, so having them slammed into caused her to gasp, wrap her arms around her chest, and drop to her knees, wheezing painfully for several minutes.
Oh god.
Her boobies hurt so bad. And her back.. and just...she wanted to go snuggle up with Marcus or something now. She was done with melons. So done.
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Syusaki rolled 1 100-sided dice:
13
Total: 13 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:07 pm
Wilson sat up. She tried to stand back up and actually try to attack the monster. She really did try.
It’s just that she got hit in the melons again and wow it hurt even worse than last time.
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demon_pachabel rolled 1 100-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:13 pm
CASS WAS SICK OF THESE ********' MELONS ON THIS ********' BEACH!!
However, she got up just to get meloned in the melons again and just crumpled up to wheeze for a while longer. She was not a melon-warrior at all.
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x_Nata_x rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:13 pm
Finally, there was nothing standing in her way. Which felt great. Finally, something to relieve her tension on, something she could smash beneath the razor-sharps spikes of her mace. Rolling her shoulders, Petra's blue eyes glinted with a metallic tint as she shifted her stance, adjusting it to her new breasts before kicking off the sand and towards the creature. Watermelon guts were between her toes, wet sand kicked up onto her legs, but she ignored it completely, focused only on the monster which was ruining their good day. Only when she was close enough did she arc Cain back, utilitizing that same momentum as she brought it down, her body swinging to one side to narrowly avoid another melon.
And missed. Badly. She couldn't do that s**t anymore, not with these huge tits throwing off her weight. Gasping under her breath, she felt herself go down, one hand letting go of her mace to catch herself as she skidded in the sand on her side, grunting.
... ********>: 50/50
Damage: 0
Charge: 0/3
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
90
Total: 90 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:17 pm
The monster seemed distracted by the barrage of hunters, giving Jeri enough time to find a good firm position with her cannon.
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Bilious rolled 2 10-sided dice:
4, 5
Total: 9 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:20 pm
But then his massive boobs had other ideas. The cane popped free and popped him in the nose just as he was pulling the trigger. Drat. Time to rethink strategies.
HP: 50/50
Damage: 3 (MISS)
Boss HP: 176
Charge 1/3, 0/3
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 5
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:23 pm
Of course this monster would be just as difficult to hit as the other fog beasts. Quote: HP: 40/40 Damage: NOPE Charge 0/3 || 0/2 Boss HP: 176
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chiickadee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
14
Total: 14 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:23 pm
Ami went to help Wilson up.
She got hit by melons too.
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x_Nata_x rolled 1 100-sided dice:
65
Total: 65 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:24 pm
This was bullshit. She wanted to smash ******** monsters and ******** watermelons, or ********, at least she wanted to be ******** her husband... or wife... or whatever!
Snarling to herself, Petra pushed her upper body off the ground, huge tits and all, eyes full of hate and PMS. Goddamn ******** monsters always ruin everything s**t ******** a**! Scrambling up, the death hunter grabbed her mace with both hands again, not bothering to shake off the sand before she spun around, looking for where that creature had gone. It hadn't gone far -- it didn't look like it COULD go far, really, being a ... watermelon vine-tree-thing. It threw another watermelon at her, which she dodged with relative ease before kicking off the sand again, swinging her mace over her head.
And fell flat on her face. Mother. ********>
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Syusaki rolled 1 100-sided dice:
23
Total: 23 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:25 pm
In the corner of her vision, Wilson could see Ami being hit by a watermelon as well. “Watermelons really hurt…” she meekly noted as she rolled onto her back. Nearby, a watermelon next to Wilson exploded and covered in her melon bits. She would’ve thought she was blind, but she also knew she was wearing a mask. Melon bits couldn’t make her blind. Ha. The trainee slowly got back up to her feet and she wasn’t hit by a melon. Success! She decided to attack the monster.
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Syusaki rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 7
Total: 10 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:25 pm
Wow. Running with big boobs was seriously awkward. Wilson decided to stop where she was and just freaking aim.
HP: 50
Damage: 4
Charge: 1/3; 0/2
Boss HP: 172
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chiickadee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 20 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:29 pm
Shake it off. Just shake it off. Sure she got hit once, but the second time? The second time she'd be golden.
She wearily sat up, blinking a few times to clear her head.
Then another watermelon nailed her.
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demon_pachabel rolled 1 100-sided dice:
52
Total: 52 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:32 pm
If she hadn't technically given her boobs to Marcus, she'd want them 100% gone. Or rather, she was going to think that until they were back to normal, anyways...
Clearly, she must have looked really pissed because Allan took that moment to come over to her and tell her how she was hurting the Watermelmom's feelings and something about killing babies (She hadn't even found a watermelon to 'destroy' to be honest) and something about her kokoro needing to be open an-
She sighed and listened patiently to the entire lecture despite feeling stressed. After all, this would probably help with her kokoro...whatever that was...
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Bittiface rolled 1 100-sided dice:
43
Total: 43 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:36 pm
Quote: 41 - 60: You are stopped by Allan(ette) who suddenly decides to take a second to tell you about how you're just hurting the mommy's feelings and how watermelon injustice is cruel and that you must open your kokoro to them. She just keeps on going and going and... Otto did not get to slide into more sand this time. he didn't get a chnace to charge the oversized fruit at all. Allan(ette) in all his/her glory began talking at him. Otto stared with a narrow glare that could cut a water mellon a mile away but no matter how long and hard he stared, Allan(ette) continued to talk crazy talk. I really hate this guy, especially as a chick.
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