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 Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:25 pm
- OOC: Even though I don't remember even half of the series, I'm sooo tempted to make a Yoko profile. xD -
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:31 pm
((Weird, I'm tempted to make one for Simon (after the 7 years BS) XD ))
"Sweet! I'll take it!" Kamina said cheerily and drew his sword, stabbing it into Viral's chest then taking it out. "Oh yeah, that doesn't answer my question of how he has been, I already know he's awesome, I just wanna know what he's up to." Kamina said frankly to Kittan.
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:58 pm
"Hurts.. like... a b*****d, but I'm fine." Viral's chest repaired itself. "I'm immortal, ya damn b*****d! Stick that your pipe and smoke it!" Viral shouted, enjoying his immortality a bit too much. "And the best part is, I'm a diplomat! To the universe!" He laughed, loudly.
"So, about Simon, after his fiancee like, straight up disintegrated, Simon was all, 'It doesn't matter, I'm gonna be a totally badass hermit because I'm no good at politics' and we were all, 'that's cool',and Simon gave that kid Gimmy Lagann for some reason." Kittan grabbed Kamina by the shoulders. "But oh man, I haven't told you the greatest story you will ever hear. Okay, so, after you died, Simon was all angsty for a while, and was unfit for command and whatnot, so I was leader for a while. And then we met this Nia chick who's crazy and can kill you with her cooking. Then, in a plan that was doomed from the start 'cause it was all Rossiu's idea, we got into this trap with this all-female colony thing, and then Simon's all, 'nuh-uh!' and saves the ********' day! And then..."
(I think Kittan's the kind of person who would blame the mishap that almost got them all killed if it weren't for Simon on Rossiu.)
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:07 pm
"That is.....BY FAR THE COOLEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD EVER!" Kamina shouted, raising his arms as if he had just destroyed the universe. "Nice to know he did okay. And you're sure it was Forehead Boy? That doesn't seem like him, that's more something I would do." Kamina said thoughtfully and began stroking his imaginary beard.
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:25 pm
(I think Kamina should pilot Gurren.)
"Okay yeah so the trap part was totally all me, but it was so worth it for...." Kittan chuckled, then trailed off a little. "What was it he said...?" He looked over to the beastman who was laughing maniacally. "What did Simon say at the gigantic trap thing?"
Viral cleared his throat, theatrically.
"Ahem!" He stepped back, legs apart, preparing to give a speech like a proper storyteller. "Bro is dead! He's gone! But on our backs, and in our hearts, he lives on! I will dig a hole straight through the heavens! And even if that hole becomes my grave, I'll dig on! Once I've broken through, it just means I've won! Just who the hell do you think I am? I'm not my bro! I'm me! Simon, the Digger!" He cleared his throat again. "The only reason I know that is because it was broadcast to the entire planet."
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:31 pm
((Kamina is piloting Gurren, that's what I have him down for, now the question is should I make a profile for Simon and totally upset the balance of power I set up at the beginning. XD))
"Well I'll give him points for the soul he put into it, and the fact that it was broadcast to the entire planet, but he totally stole my line, I give it a B-." Kamina said with a smile.
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:32 pm
((This is where the sweat drop would appear on the Orpheus' head. After all, I did state his altitude in my last post. XD)) ~~Tobias Winters~~ "My esteemed regards to the Heroes of the Sky and the brave souls on the ground. May you be forever safe, my love."
At 17,000 feet above the ground, Tobias didn't notice a thing.
"I was right. Sword Missiles won't do anything to it. I don't want to go near that thing because of the fat it ******** with my head..."
Aisling twittered comfortingly, causing Tobias to laugh.
"Well, if you could take care of yourself if I become too distracted, we could make another run for it."
An assuring twitter.
"Alright. Time to try this again..."
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:52 pm
"Kamina, that speech was a masterpiece. That 'stolen line' wasn't a stolen line, it was... there's a word for this. No, not a word, a phrase." Viral trailed off, pacing so that he could remember what the phrase was.
"And the best part was that right after he said that, he was all,--"
"Kittan, you are awful at storytelling." Viral pushed the blonde away. "I'm telling this. After reciting the speech, he dropped into his mech, and shouted the name of his final attack, the one used by his late brother to defeat the general Thylimph." Viral's incredibly boring and yet well-written Epic of the Drill, which he was waiting for his publisher to call him back about, would have lasted several days had Kittan not pushed him out of the way.
"Yeah, that's enough of you and your flowery prose making the greatest story ever into the gayest story ever."
"How dare you! I am an artist!"
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:26 pm
- OOC: Dafawk? I saw no altitude! I call a recall of my attack on the grounds I seem to have lost my reading ability! -
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:28 am
((Recall granted, and in other news: SIMON RETURNS!, and I'll be making another profile for another deserving team to make things slightly fairer.))
"Yeah, I just need to know the big picture, because real men do not worry about details!" Kamina declared to the heavens. "Anyway, when's lunch, I'm hungry."
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:13 pm
- OOC: Yay! Now to wait for the damn Zoid to come closer. >.> -
'Come here, you b*****d...' Alexia taunted mentally, waiting to see the flying Zoids next move.
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:20 pm
((It's a flying Zoid. Tobias is gonna ******** with people's heads all day. XD)) ~~Tobias Winters~~ "My esteemed regards to the Heroes of the Sky and the brave souls on the ground. May you be forever safe, my love."
Tobias charged the blades, then dove towards Alexia, all three blades charged. Just one slice is all it'd take. Tobias placed his fate in Aisling's hands, knowing if he was too distracted by the sound in his head, Asiling would save them both.
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:35 pm
- OOC: *thrusts hips because I'm a total idiot* -
This time the noise wouldn't be the pilot's Geass messing with Tobias. Alexia smirked and activated Disabling Sonic, aiming right at the Storm Sworder. "Enjoy this tune, mother ********>" she said menacingly.
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:35 pm
"Lunch? Lunch?! Lunch is when you return the flying hamster you stole from me, you dirty ingrate!" Viral shouted, quite angrily.
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:28 pm
"When'd you get a hamster? And more importantly, when did I steal it? Because that might've been dinner." Kamina said thoughtfully.
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