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 Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:18 pm
*Commences in holding breath again.*
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:29 pm
sorry, I had to leave the desk for a moment
I'm back though
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:31 pm
*Exhales, then jumps up to grab the floating blue box over his head.*
Okay, I love this guild.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:32 pm
sabaal *Exhales, then jumps up to grab the floating blue box over his head.* Okay, I love this guild.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:33 pm
Mako18 eek did you just get a rare Blue Box? I dunno about rare, it's my third this week. All prisoner's gear.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:37 pm
sabaal Mako18 eek did you just get a rare Blue Box? I dunno about rare, it's my third this week. All prisoner's gear.
man, I've only gotten 3 since they've been released on Gaia sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:39 pm
Mako18 gonk
man, I've only gotten 3 since they've been released on Gaia sweatdrop Wow, really? "Picks up a heads-up penny* How long ago was that? *Finds a 4-leaf clover in the pocket of his lucky shorts.*
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:40 pm
sabaal Mako18 gonk
man, I've only gotten 3 since they've been released on Gaia sweatdrop Wow, really? "Picks up a heads-up penny* How long ago was that? *Finds a 4-leaf clover in the pocket of his lucky shorts.*
the last one was at least a few weeks ago sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:43 pm
Mako18 stare gonk
the last one was at least a few weeks ago sweatdrop Wow, I guess this thing works. *Flicks a rabbit's foot hanging from a chain on his desk.* Sorry, man. Aaaannnyyyway...
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:44 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:47 pm
Since ten minutes ago? Not a lot. Oh, I did post these earlier... sabaal You might be a psycho if:
Your garage door opener disables the autoguns.
The sounds of screaming and breaking glass make you homesick.
You were so drunk that you can't remember if your new tattoo is Rob Zombie or Jesus.
You've ever angered a Budhist monk into kicking you in the crotch.
The only reason you're still alive is because you challenged the Grim Reaper to a mayonaise chugging contest (and won).
Your homemade universal remote only works on pacemakers.
You frequently kill KKK members thinking they're ghosts.
Because of the alcohol level, NASA is studying your blood for possible fuel applications.
Your most successful pickup line is, "Hey, you wanna see a dead body?"
I don't consider myself much of a comedian, but a few of these seemed pretty good.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:49 pm
sabaal Since ten minutes ago? Not a lot. Oh, I did post these earlier... sabaal You might be a psycho if:
Your garage door opener disables the autoguns.
The sounds of screaming and breaking glass make you homesick.
You were so drunk that you can't remember if your new tattoo is Rob Zombie or Jesus.
You've ever angered a Budhist monk into kicking you in the crotch.
The only reason you're still alive is because you challenged the Grim Reaper to a mayonaise chugging contest (and won).
Your homemade universal remote only works on pacemakers.
You frequently kill KKK members thinking they're ghosts.
Because of the alcohol level, NASA is studying your blood for possible fuel applications.
Your most successful pickup line is, "Hey, you wanna see a dead body?"
I don't consider myself much of a comedian, but a few of these seemed pretty good.
they're pretty good, did you write them yourself?
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:53 pm
Mako18 yeah, I read them
they're pretty good, did you write them yourself? Some yes, some no. *Reads back...* The garage door, Budhist monk, and NASA ones are mine, and the rest belong to Danny Smith. Nice generic name. Together, we have around 200 of them. He's a much better comedian, though. He should be a stand-up comic. Danny Smith "You might be a psycho if your favorite color is the one you see just before you pass out." "You ever see one of those ninja movies where the main character could break into a government facility with a rubber band, a cupcake, and a shoe?"
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:55 pm
sabaal Mako18 yeah, I read them
they're pretty good, did you write them yourself? Some yes, some no. *Reads back...* The garage door, Budhist monk, and NASA ones are mine, and the rest belong to Danny Smith. Nice generic name. Together, we have around 200 of them. He's a much better comedian, though. He should be a stand-up comic. Danny Smith "You might be a psycho if your favorite color is the one you see just before you pass out." "You ever see one of those ninja movies where the main character could break into a government facility with a rubber band, a cupcake, and a shoe?"
cool
ninja
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:57 pm
*Wonders how one would go about breaking in to somewhere with those items.*
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