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 Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:57 pm
Oh no! The fan girls got the cops!
I'm calling from jail because fought the law and the law won.
(BTW, do you get the reference?)
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:59 pm
 Rule of thumb: Use order to fight law.
I'm in jail because I dug to far down.
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:01 pm
Can't you dig yourself up?
I'm calling from jail because I made a mistake.
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:27 pm
I told you don't be a hooker right next to the police station!!
(I don't really think your a hooker, just a joke. sweatdrop )
I'm calling from jail because of Anti-Ninja laws
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:51 pm
And then there were two...
I'm calling from jail because I couldn't text.
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Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:21 am
I told you to type...
I'm in jail because I played this game.
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:03 pm
It was worth it! mrgreen
I'm in jail because I was looking for my wallet...
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:43 pm
I told you that taking a shortcut through the military base at night was a bad idea.
I'm calling from jail because someone swapped credit cards with me on accident.
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:19 am
Didn't I tell you to not try crack the pin number on those cards?
I'm calling from jail because I drank tea.
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:07 am
Ocha o nonde imasu?
I'm calling from jail because I asked a guy if that was tea he was drinking in Japanese and he hit me.
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:22 am
Should have spoke in a language people like.
I'm calling from jail because I taught him the language
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:04 am
Now you have a buddy to talk to.
Im calling from jail because everyone at the softball game ate my special brownies and couldnt stop laughing.
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Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:59 pm
You didn't share with the cops...
I'm in jail because I dressed as a Vampire for Halloween
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:00 am
Didn't I warn you not to after Twilight came out? (Soz twilight lovers.)
I'm in jail because I made onigiri.
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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:55 am
Shoulda shared with the cops...
I'm calling from Jail because I shot someone with a sword.
Ohdang.
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