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The old man with the permanent smile suddenly swelled and inflated like an air mattress with with a jet engine hooked up to it. It wasn't hard to see what he was doing- but it was nearly impossible to avoid it. He had no real shape. The petals where glewed to the wall by his girth and it was quite possible that the shinobi where too.

~The Hokages Theme~

Ryuu Uchiha

FINALLY! The frail Uchiha, after a couple hours of constant placing, was able to say that the entire monument was rigged to explode, if he wasn't afraid of the upcoming explosions he would have stood there and admired his work. Still though, he didn't want to be caught in here when the signal was given, so he exited out the new door in the final room, and out the other side of the monument. However, something was off, and it wasn't until he climbed to the top of the monument that he saw Kyanseru hitting a snag in his plan near that massive circular building. Wait, was there a hole in the roof? WHAT WAS THAT THING GROWING INSIDE!?

Ryuu Uchiha

When Kyanseru's explosions all seemed to go off at once Ryuu took them to be the signal that the older Uchiha had said he would throw when everyone was to let their paperbombs go. The Uchiha took only a few moments to find his route down from the ticking time bomb underneath his feet and jumped, while in midair he formed a crow clone using several birds trying to flee the area and placed it underneath his body.

In the next moment the true Ryuu began performing the handsigns necessary to set off all his bombs at once, which included the ones placed at the vital points on the hospital, the four he placed on the now chaotic Hokage building, and the many he placed inside the monument. The last of the three activating first due to their close proximity, and in Ryuu's mind the only one he personally worried about, because once it went off, if no one knew before they would after, their village was definitely under attack. Moments before the Uchiha slammed his crow clone into the ground to break his fall the mountain behind him literally exploded, reducing it to a stump of stone in the ground and thousands of shards flying through the air. All Hell was breaking loose, and he, Kyanseru, Taka, Kobay, Aiko, and Hisoka had brought it to the Village Hidden in the Leaves.

The explosions all but reduced the Kage's office to rubble. The chaos and explosions did little to mask the cries of pain and terror from the citizens.

The explosions weakened the building, allowing the Hokage to grow to a massive size. He dwarfed the buildings that now lay in rubble.

~The Hokages Theme~

Kyanseru Uchiha

We must avoid....

Kyanseru had jumped and landed on a section of the mountain that was still not collapsing around him; however as the Hokage Grew the Uchiha Looked at him amazed. The Uchiha then Drew the spear off of his back once more and Lunched at the back of the Hokage; seeing as when he had jumped backwards away from the tentacles he had placed himself behind the Man.

As The older Uchiha launched at him he aimed for his attack to take place the same moment as Kobay's would land; The Uchiha Aiming to slam the Blade and as much of the handle of the spear into the back of the Hokage's neck' if all went according to plan he would sever the Spinal cord. he was facing Kobay; and Would be focused on his attack; he would either go to block it; or get Hit by it; both of which left the man open for Kyanseru's attack.

....Unnecessary bloodshed

"A monkey once told me this...

Don’t push around your best friend’s wife;

Don’t try to destroy the joy of his life.

In this respect... you have failed... but that was a monkey talking so what do I know..."


As the three impending attacks lanced towards him, he suddenly swelled and shrunk all at once. His body became a thin ring- opening up like a donut to allow all three of the attacks to simply pass him by,

"Smart money though... he also said

If a man has been your teacher for a day,

You should treat him as your father for the rest of his life

Then perhaps it is time that I found an Inia geoffrensis... or taught you a lesson. Either of those could work."

He spoke in a sing-songity way despite his old worn voice. All the time he was hooting and laughing in a raspy old tone, even while he was in his ringed form.
~The Hokages Theme~

Kyanseru Uchiha

We must avoid....

As the Hokage Vanished Kyanseru quickly made a single hand sign and a clone formed in front of him; Kyasneru then jumped backwards off of the clone; just in time to dodge the ball of fire that scorched through the sky where he would have bee placed; with the Hokage now missing from the section of land that he had once been in; As he landed on the mountain side The older Uchiha paused Looking at the muscle bound Uchiha shocked as well as confused; who would have guessed it... Kobay was.... well.... smart. Either way He had to think of something; offensive attacks weren't working so it looked like Genjutsu was the next option.

A moment later the Uchiha Ran slightly to the side angling himself so that when he jumped he would pass in front of the Hokage; attempting to Pass in front of the Hokage's face; if he didn't he would just a different Jutsu as soon as he could; but if he DID manage to lock eyes, and unless the target was intensionally avoiding eye contact, it was sure to happen seeing as how you instantly targeted the Opponents eyes. Once eye contact was made; The Uchiha would use Demonic Illusion: Burning paper body; A Genjutsu that took a heavy tole on the target; however if it did; the Genjutsu would also take a large tole out of Kyanseru's Chakra

....Unnecessary bloodshed