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 Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:24 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Horny gal?
You: horny fish?
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:27 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: No thank you.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:32 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: tell me a secret
You: i killed-ed a lady bug named Franky
Stranger: i see
Stranger: poor franky
You: u won't tell will u...?
Stranger: my lips are sealed
You: cause u might end up like Greg...he went into the tree chipper
You: and he wasn't a lady bug
You: he was a SNUFF
Stranger: ouch.... id rather keep my body parts intacked
You: then u wont tell yes...?
Stranger: oui
You: very good young weasel
You: very good
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:35 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey horny ?
You: hey wanna see wat ur gentials will look like after i cut them out of u?
You: :3
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:38 pm
 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, im 18 m spain ..how about u ?
You: I'm younger than you, of the opposite gender, and on the other side of the ocean.
You: And that's as specific as I am getting.
Stranger: how younger?
You: By about 2 years or so.
Stranger: mm thats intresting
Stranger: u wanna chat on msn ?
You: Don't have one.
You: So, no.
Stranger: yahoo ?
You: Mm, that depends on whether or not you are a creeper.
You: Not that I automatically assume you are.
You: It's just, there are many people on this site who are.
Stranger: by a creeper you mean ?
You: Someone who lurks around these sorts of sites in a vain attempt to pick up chicks.
Stranger: horny guys u mean ?
You: Yes.
You: And the ones looking for GIRL WITH CAM
Stranger: hahah no
You: Oh, good.
You: Uh, wait, Yahoo has a chat?
Stranger: yeah it does
Stranger: never knew that ?
You: No.
You: I just use it for email.
Stranger: ooh the what do u chat to your friends on?
You: Gaiaonline, and occasionally Facebook.
Stranger: ooh
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:39 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lesbian female 22, very horny looking for a very dirty talking to wink
You: um im looking for my mommy...she said she was going away on vacation...it's been 3yrs...do u know where my mommy is...?
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...srly...where is mommy???
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:45 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyy
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: who wants to know?
Stranger: me?
You: umm im both...
Stranger: oh cmon
You: srly
You: iam
You: its purely genetics dude
You: deal wit
You: i do
You: =w=
Stranger: ?
Stranger: youre weird
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lol
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:49 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sex?
You: u in dirt pit after i tear u limb from bloody limb?
You: :3
Stranger: whoaaaaa wtf
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:54 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: umm...no
Stranger: no? asl= age, sex an land
Stranger: and*
You: im a bunny
You: :3
Stranger: right care
You: i am Gwee Frankina Davina Julina the 3rd from the land of skittles and cookies,
your lord and master
You: biggrin
Stranger: Tard!
You: pudding!
Stranger: okaay!
You: RUBBER DUCKY!
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:01 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, horny 16 male bisexual, lookin for partner to cam2cam or share pics smile
You: horny fish looking for its waffles and a flyswatter
You: do u hav my flyswatter weasel?
You: i like chocolate milk
You: ;3
You: for someone whoes horny ur rly quite
You: which is good cause if u said any more i would have to kill u
You: ^^
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lol
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:02 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: reacher or settler?
You: i like cookies
Stranger: nice
Stranger: enjoy
You: OwO
You: i will
You: XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:32 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: The Hun has raided our trenches!
You: Fix bayonets!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Alright, we attack at midnight. The wirecutters are out there, clearing a path for us.
You: This offense just may win the war, lads!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i love you
You: All right, all right. Time to join the Army! There's a war on you know!
Stranger: i ******** love you
You: Join the Army or the Hun will get your family!
You: You also get pretty French girls.
You: Yes.. you'd like that.. pretty French girls.
Stranger: if i join the army...will you suck off a camel and let me watch?
You: Oh what's this.. You've been conscripted.
You: Congratulations! You're going to Ypres!
Stranger: i conscript your d**k
You: Nasty spot there, but if you don't get blown to pieces, you'll gain valuable battle experience.
Stranger: okay bye Mr. Robert Downey Jr. see ya tommorow!
You: Unless you die of course.
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No one seems to want to fight World War I-nternet. dramallama
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:56 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hello
You: I'm commander shepard
Stranger: It's so nice to finally meet.
You: Why thank you
You: Who is this I am speaking to?
Stranger: This is Admiral Jones.
You: Well.. Its nice to meet you
Stranger: We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:58 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:00 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Lolhi
You: Mommy?
Stranger: Yes, sweetie
Stranger: Did you take your vitamins this morning?
You: no..
You: I'm sorry mother
You: Are you going to beat me?
Stranger: YOU INGRATEFUL c**t
Stranger: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Stranger: IM CALLING YOUR FATHER
You: NOO
You: Don't call Daddy!?!
You: Ill be good
You: Ill go take them right now
Stranger: Good.
You: -takes vitimins-
Stranger: What would you like for dinner?
You: ummm I don't know.. Chicken?
Stranger: GODDAMMIT
You: Please don't hurt me Mama hoffman!
Stranger: YOU KNOW YOUR BROTHER IS A FAGGOTY VEGETARIAN
Stranger: HE WON'T PUT CHICKEN IN HIS MOUTH, BUT HE'LL PUT MEAT SWORDS THERE
You: Okay okay!
You: umm Soup
Stranger: Okay, what kind?
Stranger: Tomato, or vegtable?
You: To...mato?
Stranger: Okay!
Stranger: See you soon, sweetie, xoxo
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