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| What should the girls affected by the idol magic be pregnant with? (Natural pregnancies can ignore this poll.) |
| Copies of themselves |
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31% |
[ 10 ] |
| Aliens of some sort (tentacle monster, etc) |
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50% |
[ 16 ] |
| Demons |
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12% |
[ 4 ] |
| Other (quote Viper and comment if you choose this one!) |
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6% |
[ 2 ] |
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| Total Votes : 32 |
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 Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:51 pm
Mina sat there, her eyes half open and her hands slowly rubbing her belly. She lets out a yawn before looking to the others. "am I the only one who gets sleepy while doing this?"She asked, motioning towards her bump.
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:52 am
Anora looked up at Mina and then at the others.
They all seemed either asleep or distracted, she couldn't tell.
"I don't know about me. I've been to busy studying these." She replied, showing Mina the idol she had in her hand.
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:30 am
"You study them. I'll pass out and wake when danger comes." Michiyo said as her eyed began to close slowly.
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Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:01 am
While the carriage was fairly nice, there was little room to move around especially pregnant as they were so Roxanne just watched Anora study the idols, ready to cast a defensive spell at a moments notice.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:12 pm
(Where'd everybody go for this RP? Something wrong?)
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:59 pm
(Do you want me to join to help it move along a little?)
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:37 pm
(yes please, maybe be a theif who is either not expecting a group of pregnant woman or who's clumsy and failing comedically)
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:40 pm
(Hmmm...a thief ey? What other classes do you have so far?)
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:42 pm
As the carriage entered a part of the woods that had been burned and was now dead, the horse stopped. Giving a frightfull whinny a small group of bandits appeared.
"What do we have here?" the leader grinned as his men circled the carriage.
"Looks like a carriage full of fat birds boss!" one of his men called back.
"Fat birds ey?" walking closer he looked at them all then slapped the man. "You moron they're not fat...they're pregnant! Look at the size of 'em too. Alright ladies give up the goods. We don't care if ye are pregnant. Give us the loot or else.."
"Or else what boss?"
"Shuddup ya idiot!"
The loud sounds of the paniced horse and the laugher from the other bandit's men seemed to echo loudly through the forest. Too loudly in fact.....
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Brillux awoke from his sleep. He was annoyed, and wanted to give a piece to the first person he saw. Standing to his feet, he made sure all of his bones were together. You see, Brillux was...dead...shall we say. This skeleton man was once a great hero who lived in the village that was now ashes. He wore broken mail armor that was rusted, along with a pait of grieves and gauntlets. No helmut, he didn't need one. Even though he had empty socket eyes, he still could see, which was an enigma in itself.
Heaving a large battleaxe, that was also well rusted and encrusted with blood and other things unmentionable, he gently placed it in it's sheath before making his way to the annoying noise that woke him up! He figured it was bandits, those kinds of people loved to make homes in dead places like this...just like rats. Big annoying rats that wouldn't give you any rest.
Sure enough he guessed right, an annoyed sigh escaped his boney mouth. "Ey? Ye Sludge Monkies tone deafs? I canna get any sleep without yer hoopin' an' a hollerin' done!" he yelled with annoying in his clattering voice.
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:00 pm
Mina looked around as their carriage was surrounded. She rubbed her belly nervously. "W-we don't have anything of value to you thugs."She said, her hand slowly sliding towards her bag, she currently didn't have any candles on her, which in her mind was pretty stupid given the amount of space she had to put them, She then looked up hearing another voice and saw the undead warrior and smiled. Hopefully he could help them.
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:15 pm
The leader turned with anger, then stared at Brillux in fear. "Aiyeeeee!!! It's the cursed warrior that haunts the village!"
"No I'm the Easter Bunny...I can't belive I used to be this stupid." he smirked.
"Shuddup! I don't care if you are dead! Get 'im!" He yelled as Brillux was soon surrounded by all the men. He sighed, why was everyone so aggresive all the time?
As one of the men charged he stabbed his sword into the skeleton's chest. As he looked down at the, now sword jammed in his chest, he looked up at the man.
"Uhh...I ain't a sheath. Sheesh wot is yer problem? I'm tryin' to jus 'ave a nice nap. Ye Sludge Monkies annoy me! Maybe I'll curse ye...yeah a nice curse..."
The bandits stepped back. The Leader gulped. "C-C-C-C-CURSE!" he shouted in fear.
Brillux's face grew dark and menacing as the bandits seemed to back away more heading towards their leader. "Aye! Maybe I'll turn ye all into toads, or rats, or cat, or bloody 'orses! Or I could just kill ye all..but then again I'd never get any rest if I did that ey? I could turn ye all to stone...yeah stone. Then I could put ye all in me nice dead garden!" He laughed.
The leader itched and panicked. "Ahh I think I'm turing into a cat!" He shouted running off, the others following. Of course Brillux had no power to curse anyone, it was all just a ruse. The sword still stuck in his chest, he didn't care.
Walking up to the caravan he gazed at everyone inside. "Alright, movin' along den? Nothin' tae see here! Git..hmmm....wot's this? A man and his harem of pregnant women ey? Sheesh I remember when I did a wee bit of sleepin' around! Woah look at the size of those bellies, looks like ye all are plannin' to have yer own zoo ey?" He chuckled.
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:36 pm
"Hardly..." Roxanne countered, rolling her eyes. "If these were of natural pregnancies we'd all be home with husbands pampering our every wim..."
Roxanne had heard rumors of a spirit haunted this area but she'd hardly given it any thought till now. She'd always assumed it to be some rogue spectre playing with people's minds. Nobody mentioned it being such a fine specimen of necromantic arts... She had to see it closer.
Standing from her place in the carriage, Roxanne slowly made her way out the door to stand before the towering undead warrior, a hand supporting her gargantuan as she did so.
"What a fine specimen you are..." Roxanne mutters, gingerly running a hand along Brillux's jaw much like his lover would have done centuries ago. Tracing her hand along his neck and shoulder bones, Roxanne soon came to the sword slid through his ribs. Tsking to herself Roxanne removed it and tossed it aside.
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:45 pm
Brillux just stared at Roxanne. Why was she touching him? "Listen lass...I'm dead. I mean it's preatty obvious ey? I appreciate you pulling the sword from me chest, but what's with the cuddlin' ey? You that desperate or somethin'?" He asked crossing his arms smirking a little. "Alright, wot is it that ye want? Canna ye see I jus want some rest!" he wined a little.
Brillux wasn't without some nobleness still within him though. He would show them a safe route at least, then go home to his nice grave and rest a bit more. Only to probably be woken up again by annoying rebels or something. He rememberd the days when everyone was afraid of him and this place, but now it seemed that everyone wanted to come here on a nice picnic or sight see. Maybe he should charge tickets?
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