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Nayamashii Koneko

PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:50 am


Felixue
JazzieWolf
Did I mention his name was Mr. Cummings? Nicknames galore for the gutter-thinking people.... sweatdrop


xd My percussionist friend's last name is Cummings. People call him "Cummer the Drummer". xp
We had a drummer named B.J Cummings....he was a great drummer....but he the brunt of every perv joke out there
PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:38 am


Erisad
Sugino
Probably one of the oldest ones but still it can happen to any BD..he told the sax playes to practice thier sex @ home...


xd My director slipped up while talking about one of our pieces not but a few days ago..."I like this sex...section..." That was funny! xd

the trombone section leader (this has nothing to do with BD's lol) was announcing trombone sectionals in the breezway, well he abreviated and said trombone secs. and everyone one else in teh band swore he said "trombone sex in the breezway,2:30 to 3)

Tubariffic
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:20 am


my band teacher once yelled out that she was going to kill the cat
PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:25 am


mr holder walks into the back of our bus to make sure everyone's there after breakfast in the mariot in jersey right outside NYC. the night before a bunch of the guys had made up this thing where they were vietnamese whores in a japanese whore house selling chinese food (i think i got all the nationalities right ^_^*** ) they'd been using their fake accents and stuff til he walked up and everyone stopped talking.

mr holder: "good morning"
the sn00ze: *in his accent* "good morning"
all of us: *ROTFLMAO!!!!!!*
mr holder: "u've been talking to those waiters too much, son"

^__^ he says this while he's posing as "ghetto holder" he was walkin around in a south pole sweatshirt, having no idea what it made him look like ^_^ his daughter got it for him and it was warm so he was wearing it. i took a picture ^_^ v

Inucoli


G2_00

PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:26 am


Ok, I was sitting getting ready for a concert. I was helping the on grade level band and then had to play the advance band music and the assistant director directs the on level band.

Well, my band director walks up behind me as I am waiting to be told to go get in line to get on stage and says,"Will you be my friend?" He says this to everyone so it is a little creepy.

Another time we were all practicing in the practice room, of course, and he sticks his head in. He looks around really quickly and then just gets out of the room. We were looking at each other wondering what he had been doing.

When we were sitting in study hall waiting to be dismissed, the band director was looking around the edges of the door ways. The 7th grade sits in the center, then there is a wall behind them, and then the two door ways. He was just peering around the walls at us. He never called band that day, he just came back every now and then and peered around the corners at us. It was a little strange.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:54 pm


my band director said that he would stick his finger up my friend's nose if he did not shut up

iloveme2theendoftime


Dolcissimo

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:19 am


Mrs. Wiseman has....
Threatened to pull out a gun and shoot the intercom system
Glue a yardstick to my back
Shove a trombone up someone's nose
Shove a mallet up someone's butt
And my all-time favourite quote from her was when we were working on doing a grand pause because most of out band is stupid and don't watch her, any way, we're all playing at fortissimo, and then all stopped when she cut us off, which led to her yelling, 'Come to Jesus!' as loud as she could. We couldn't start playing again after that because we were all laughing so hard.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:20 am


[.+Hikara+.]
Mrs. Wiseman has....
Threatened to pull out a gun and shoot the intercom system
Glue a yardstick to my back
Shove a trombone up someone's nose
Shove a mallet up someone's butt
And my all-time favourite quote from her was when we were working on doing a grand pause because most of out band is stupid and doesn't watch her. Anyway, we were all playing at fortissimo, and then all stopped when she cut us off, which led to her yelling, 'Come to Jesus!' as loud as she could. We couldn't start playing again after that because we were all laughing so hard.

Dolcissimo


Dolcissimo

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:21 am


Sorry, I thought I was editing, but I was quoteing... sweatdrop
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:42 am


My band teacher was a bit mad at the percussion section, and she started saying out the beat, (she said this really fast) " Explosions cannons fire Boom boom boom attack explosions cannons" it was something like that, but it was really funny

Maranda_Rossi


Dolcissimo

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:04 pm


*just remembered* Then there was the time when we were all out of it and totally off beat so Mrs. Wiseman started flailing her baton and yelled, "Watch the magical happy stick!" Or one time she almost took out Trey's eye with her baton and he almost knocked Brendan out with his trumpet and made a funny squeaky noise in which she cut us off and yelled, "Why did you stop playing?!"
Trey- "You almost poked out my eye!"
Mrs. Wiseman- "And the next time I decide to poke out your eye it better not miss and you better keep playing!"
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:29 pm


my band teacher has said lotsa things to me 4laugh brings back fond memmories since ishall never see the fat b***h again xd
quote, elane dishman(miss dishman)

"it hate you people "x5

"u just keep stabbing the fat lady in the back, keep stabbing her in the back!"

"damn u ppl!"

"u get a lunch detention too then!"

"all i did was ask u ppl nicely to shut up and u still continue to talk!"

"and the flutes continue to talk!"

theres lots more but i don't really feel like writing it all xd

[~miyama chan~]


SheWolfDanielle

PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:27 am


We were working up Symphonies of Gaia, and our director for a couple weeks had been mentioning the "long drum" issue with the percussion. It seemed we didn't have one. Whenever he'd talk about this, the percussionists would just trade odd looks at each other, and sort of gape at him. No one ever explained anything about it, though.

Finally, after about two weeks, he brought it up for the last time. He'd asked about it a couple days before, and they'd told him that Don (the "percussion guy" for our school) was taking care of it, and had ordered one. So, the final conversation went something like this.

Director: "How's that situation with the long drum? Did you say Don had ordered one?"
Percussionist: "Yeah. He's taken care of it."
Director: "Oh, good." *Almost goes back to rehearsal... pauses.* "Say... what IS a long drum, anyway?"
Another Percussionist: "Um... Mr. Coleman? Do you mean a 'log drum?'"
Director: *Stares blankly at her for a moment... looks surprised... pushes up glasses and peers at the score* "Log drum! Well, that explains a lot... where'd I get that 'n' from?..."

Meanwhile, the whole band is snickering at him. At least we finally found out why the percussionists acted weirder than usual whenever he said "long drum." (They just never tried to correct him, because they knew that if they bugged him about it before he figured out something was up for himself, it'd only confuse him further. He's like that.) For about a week after that, whenever he'd mention the log drum, he'd mutter "long drum..." and chuckle at himself... 'course, the whole band would aid in laughing at him, too >.>'

He's kinda old... has his issues. Not like any of those issues could be -our- fault... sweatdrop whee
PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:16 pm


I think the funniest thing my band director said when he wanted to know something from the band he started going off saying: has anyone ever had a dream that you naked?" We just looked around and started laughing..."Well I hope I not alone." He said.

littlebumblebee


Dark Warrior of Chaos

PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:42 am


1. He threatens to throw flute players at the people talking...or stands and he really did you one day throw the batton. On accident...and hit someone.
2.We were about to go on the band trip and he was talking about movies we could bring. He said that means no movies that aren't on our list like and he started off on a list of movies. He then said and yes that means you can't bring porn and he looked at the drum section.
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