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 Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:45 pm
GAH! DAMN YOUR SPEEDO CLAD BISHI BOYS! I shall reveal their shortcomings!
DESPEEDO DISINTEGRATOR!
::A weapon materializes in Ebony Lord God's hands and he uses it to de-speedo Maitai! The bishi boy covers his shame with his hands!::
LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE! BWAHAHAHA!
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:05 pm
*Sailor Singapore Sling tosses Sailor Maitai some tropical flowers, which he expertly weaves into a masculine floral loin lai*
"Quick, Cabana Boys! It's time to use the Impirium Platinum Drink Shaker!"
*Sailor Long Island produces a large drink shaker encrusted with a ruby and topaz sunset. Years of skillfully massaging the ladies who visit Cabana Island have given Sailor Long Island a strong yet tender grip. He begins to shake the mixer and the air fills with sparkles and the faint whiff of vodka*
"Pooooolside..... celestial....gray goooooose......DRUNK!" he chants
*A wave of intoxicatingly powerful booze splashes out of the shaker, enveloping the negabusters and getting them quite hammered*
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:07 pm
*Has been watching from the side and suffering happily from a nose bleed now feeling the effects of the booze*
Bishie bishie... o-ho-ho!
Leader is so mean... I want... my own Bishie..you see, bishie is all I want!
*starts singing Bishie to the tune of Money (that's what I want)*
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:09 pm
>Pop!<
Jeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn! *Tackle-hugs.*
Wow. You look really different.
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:26 pm
Wade T. Wilson >Pop!<
Jeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn! *Tackle-hugs.*
Wow. You look really different.
*squishies head*
I think I have vague memories...of you....maybe... have a drink I think I'm enjoying getting drunk! O-ho-ho-ho!
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:42 am
"I can't believe that worked. *hick!*"
thunderrunner was quite tipsy from the drunken attack...
"All the beautiful boys... I must have them!"
Runs after the boys with grabby hands.
"Me want."
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:28 pm
::sobers up::
WHAT!? HOW DARE YOU USE ALCOHOL ON ME!
::looks around::
Where did that Bishi Owner go? NEVER MIND THAT! THE BISHIS ARE STILL HERE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
::The cabana boys started to back away when black fog burst from Ebony Lord God's armor. The boys are enveloped and transformed into gonks!::
BWAHAHAHAHA!
::jets away::
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:15 pm
CABANA SENSHI!
*5 Cabana boys line up before Selina, arms glistening*
We have a problem. We are being invaded. There are DudeBros among the ranks of the Nexus and we can't be having with that sort of thing. You are under orders to incapacitate DudeBros. Make sure they don't try to weasel their way in here with there cheapass Kettle One vodka and ridiculous hard lemonades. I will have no little pansy drinks here.
Any Ed Hardy is to be shot on sight.
*Cabana Boys nod and grumble amongst themselves, their natural hatred of frosted tips bubbling beneath the surface*
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:26 pm
"Yeah girl, what's the sitch?"
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:33 pm
There are DudeBros out there. They're not openly DudeBroing, but it's only a matter of time. They're created some sort of nefarious DudeBro hideout, where they can skulk in the darkness with their flipped hats and lite beers. Beware the scent of Axe body spray, it means they're near.
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:44 pm
So you've sent your boys in to spy on them I take it? But What can we do ?
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:53 pm
The Cabanna Boys are arguing about it right now, no one wants to be the one to frost tips for the team. We may have to compensate with a hat.
In the meanwhile, we have to make sure they don't make inroads anywhere else. We must purge the Nexus of this plague. Already superheroes are sporting popped collars and brooding in corners.
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:10 pm
*wanders in*
Why is there a building that I can't enter!! scream I don't like it when there's a party I'm not invited to.
Hmm...but then again if it is all lame a** Dudebro...maybe I'm not missing much.
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