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Once upon a time there was an ugly lady and she got hit by a taxi. But she was ready to die for her country until she found a small white letter containing her sixteen year old son's picture and his girlfriend sitting beside him with a ring box containing a very shiny ring that he bought her. She fainted because he was kidnapped and brought to an insane asylum and had to take a test about a man who had committed himself to doing bad things to homeless people who didn't like dirt. The homeless people started a mob with pitchforks and threw poo at that man and started calling him stupid Mr. clean. They threw floor mops that were really dead rats and rocks that are with lava then suddenly a monkey-eating banana jumped into the mouth of one of the doctors. That doctor suddenly spit out a finger covered in the hole of a passing automobile with a dead baby spaghetti monster. So the ugly kitten took the smelly fish and gave it to a hobo that loved it and he froliced off to the junkyard where he fell and killed the big fat man. The ugly lady went to the supermarket to check price tags of the smelly fish however it was taken by the big bad wolf

Once upon a time there was an ugly lady and she got hit by a taxi. But she was ready to die for her country until she found a small white letter containing her sixteen year old son's picture and his girlfriend sitting beside him with a ring box containing a very shiny ring that he bought her. She fainted because he was kidnapped and brought to an insane asylum and had to take a test about a man who had committed himself to doing bad things to homeless people who didn't like dirt. The homeless people started a mob with pitchforks and threw poo at that man and started calling him stupid Mr. clean. They threw floor mops that were really dead rats and rocks that are with lava then suddenly a monkey-eating banana jumped into the mouth of one of the doctors. That doctor suddenly spit out a finger covered in the hole of a passing automobile with a dead baby spaghetti monster. So the ugly kitten took the smelly fish and gave it to a hobo that loved it and he froliced off to the junkyard where he fell and killed the big fat man. The ugly lady went to the supermarket to check price tags of the smelly fish however it was taken by the big bad wolf who was lurking in the bushes

Once upon a time there was an ugly lady and she got hit by a taxi. But she was ready to die for her country until she found a small white letter containing her sixteen year old son's picture and his girlfriend sitting beside him with a ring box containing a very shiny ring that he bought her. She fainted because he was kidnapped and brought to an insane asylum and had to take a test about a man who had committed himself to doing bad things to homeless people who didn't like dirt. The homeless people started a mob with pitchforks and threw poo at that man and started calling him stupid Mr. clean. They threw floor mops that were really dead rats and rocks that are with lava then suddenly a monkey-eating banana jumped into the mouth of one of the doctors. That doctor suddenly spit out a finger covered in the hole of a passing automobile with a dead baby spaghetti monster. So the ugly kitten took the smelly fish and gave it to a hobo that loved it and he froliced off to the junkyard where he fell and killed the big fat man. The ugly lady went to the supermarket to check price tags of the smelly fish however it was taken by the big bad wolf who was lurking in the bushes from the house. The poor fish

Once upon a time there was an ugly lady and she got hit by a taxi. But she was ready to die for her country until she found a small white letter containing her sixteen year old son's picture and his girlfriend sitting beside him with a ring box containing a very shiny ring that he bought her. She fainted because he was kidnapped and brought to an insane asylum and had to take a test about a man who had committed himself to doing bad things to homeless people who didn't like dirt. The homeless people started a mob with pitchforks and threw poo at that man and started calling him stupid Mr. clean. They threw floor mops that were really dead rats and rocks that are with lava then suddenly a monkey-eating banana jumped into the mouth of one of the doctors. That doctor suddenly spit out a finger covered in the hole of a passing automobile with a dead baby spaghetti monster. So the ugly kitten took the smelly fish and gave it to a hobo that loved it and he froliced off to the junkyard where he fell and killed the big fat man. The ugly lady went to the supermarket to check price tags of the smelly fish however it was taken by the big bad wolf who was lurking in the bushes from the house. The poor fish loses some water, and is flipping

Once upon a time there was an ugly lady and she got hit by a taxi. But she was ready to die for her country until she found a small white letter containing her sixteen year old son's picture and his girlfriend sitting beside him with a ring box containing a very shiny ring that he bought her. She fainted because he was kidnapped and brought to an insane asylum and had to take a test about a man who had committed himself to doing bad things to homeless people who didn't like dirt. The homeless people started a mob with pitchforks and threw poo at that man and started calling him stupid Mr. clean. They threw floor mops that were really dead rats and rocks that are with lava then suddenly a monkey-eating banana jumped into the mouth of one of the doctors. That doctor suddenly spit out a finger covered in the hole of a passing automobile with a dead baby spaghetti monster. So the ugly kitten took the smelly fish and gave it to a hobo that loved it and he froliced off to the junkyard where he fell and killed the big fat man. The ugly lady went to the supermarket to check price tags of the smelly fish however it was taken by the big bad wolf who was lurking in the bushes from the house. The poor fish loses some water, and is flipping in the air when a hawk

Once upon a time there was an ugly lady and she got hit by a taxi. But she was ready to die for her country until she found a small white letter containing her sixteen year old son's picture and his girlfriend sitting beside him with a ring box containing a very shiny ring that he bought her. She fainted because he was kidnapped and brought to an insane asylum and had to take a test about a man who had committed himself to doing bad things to homeless people who didn't like dirt. The homeless people started a mob with pitchforks and threw poo at that man and started calling him stupid Mr. clean. They threw floor mops that were really dead rats and rocks that are with lava then suddenly a monkey-eating banana jumped into the mouth of one of the doctors. That doctor suddenly spit out a finger covered in the hole of a passing automobile with a dead baby spaghetti monster. So the ugly kitten took the smelly fish and gave it to a hobo that loved it and he froliced off to the junkyard where he fell and killed the big fat man. The ugly lady went to the supermarket to check price tags of the smelly fish however it was taken by the big bad wolf who was lurking in the bushes from the house. The poor fish loses some water, and is flipping in the air when a hawk swooped down like a silly, deranged son of a bitchie witty ugly