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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:21 am
You get a grunnie humping your eyeball
[inserts shards of glass from beer bottle found beside drunk homeless bleeding guy] twisted
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:36 am
Hmmm... When I got to the vending machine, a weird looking guy was coming out. I stopped, then looked at the machine itself before actually going near it. I stepped a bit closer, pushing the *Get* button. A Bottle of Beer came out. I screamed, "Gross! Beer's disgusting!"
In exchange for the Beer Bottle, I grabbed the item I had picked to exchange. I pushed the button under the *Get* button which appropriately said *Give*. A hand came out and stayed there, waiting for the item. I put in... My Mother's Dead, Decapitated Head.
^ I like your siggy!
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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:55 pm
(you think beer's disgusting, and you insert a severed human head?...O_o)
Your mom crawls out of the machine and drags you by your ear to your room for cutting her head off.
I insert a rat.
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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:11 pm
Regular Season Record:  Thomas Vanek&&; You receive a tail.
*inserts a mouse*
Derek Roy&&; 21-16-5
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:45 pm
u got a computer lol
inserted me pet wolf
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:54 pm
you get a pack of wolves
*inserts a black cloak*
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:22 pm
You receive a black dagger.
I insert a guitar pick.
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:55 am
The pick chokes the machine's internal workings, and after much hacking it spews out a torrent of flavoured liquid.
I insert a mickey mouse doll.
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:39 am
Regular Season Record:  Thomas Vanek&&; You have received a Minnie Mouse doll in return.
*inserts a duck's bill*
Derek Roy&&; 22-17-5
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:07 am
You receive a ducky hat.
I insert an octopus. (pssst Symph...go wings. xp )
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:23 am
Regular Season Record:  Thomas Vanek&&; (Go Sabres. razz )
You receive an octopus leg.
*inserts a sword*
Derek Roy&&; 23-17-5
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:35 pm
-you get a happy meal-
-inserts fingernail clippings-
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:50 am
~You get a badly done manicure.~
*I insert my accounting textbook.*
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:38 am
*It hates your offering and spews out a ball of yarn*
~I insert a dancing leprechaun =D ~
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:40 am
Je m'ennuie de lui... You get a musical pot of gold -Inserts a vitamin c- ...Je l'aime de toute mon coeur
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