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 Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 9:34 am
Fear that which you dont understand.....
Machine cuts on and shoots out Machine Repair Guy bits
Inserts machine cleaner
....namely me.
~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~Passive Mode
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:05 pm
The Machine spews out a large gush of blood for 20 minutes.
Inserts twenty five rocks.
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:38 pm
Out pops a pound of sand.
Inserts a pair of panties.
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:37 pm
Out flys away a succubus only in panties covering herself.
Inserts boxers.
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:40 pm
 { Everyday I wake up, I choose Love, I choose Light }
{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}
And I try it's too easy just to fall apart:
Out pops an Incubus with only boxers on who carries Tilly away~
Adds a starburst into the machine.
{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:20 pm
Out pops the wrapper folded into a little origami crane
Inserts a dollar into the machine
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:42 pm
Fear that which you dont understand.....
Out crawls a cheap hooker
Inserts a potato
....namely me.
~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~Passive Mode
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:36 pm
Out crawls a disfigured potatoe hooker person who claws at you
Inserts Bleach
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:43 pm
{ Everyday I wake up, I choose Love, I choose Light }
{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}
And I try it's too easy just to fall apart:
Out pops a strawberry. [;D Bwuahaha do you get it?]
Inserts lipgloss.
{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:01 pm
Out pops a mound of wax
*Inserts his iPhone*
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:19 pm
Fear that which you dont understand.....
Out pops a Starbucks
Inserts a Fishoil capsule
....namely me.
~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~Passive Mode
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:48 pm
Out pops a dozen live salmon
-Inserts a half-penny-
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