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 Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:08 pm
sees hi heels give them to gf (yes i have a gf she is the one i dream of heart ) she sees blood on them freeks out dumps me, i go crazy after 10 sec, i build a time machine to try & stop my self from giving the hi heels to my gf,but being the idiot i am i build it in the middle of the street and i put nothing in it except my own poo&piss then the timetoilet(< lol) blows up(dont ask) i some how survived and a space monkey in a monkeyUFO passes by and gets caught in the blast,he comes back pissed cuz he got my piss&poo on his tricked out ride (UFO) so he jumps on me and starts to rip out my jaw out(explain the coat i have on eek ) the monkey leaves pissed @ me, im in the street with my toung hanging out a cop sees me thinks im an space monkey then shoots me...
i drop a voodoo doll of my gf o_O and all of my love obsession letters that were ment 4 my gf (the items smell really bad)
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:48 am
I pick up the moldy cheese gave it to a rat,and i saw the voodoo doll and the letter,as i pick it up,a lot of bats came chasing after me,i ran into the hole,and there i go.on the way in,i dropped a M55-Cobalt combat plushie.
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:57 pm
I pick up this plushie that looks familiar in an odd sort of way. It decapitates me with a spork.
I drop a rattle snake.
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:07 pm
steps on rattle snake,swarm of bees sting&kill me
i drop giant bag of skittles
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:24 pm
I pick up and eat the entire bag of Skittles. All that sugar makes me go crazy and I run out in front of a train.
I drop my Water Bill.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:25 am
i ignore the water bill and a bunch of rubbish pickers scolded me for throwing the rubbish and they started sticking the paper and stick at me,i can't breath...i dropped my filthy axe that's full of saliva and it is horrible in a way. whee
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:37 pm
i pick up the axe and try to hack off a tree limb. unfourntunatly for whatver reason there is saliva on it and it gets inside, contaminates my blood stream and i die.
i drop that tree limb.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:14 pm
I pick up a tree limb, and I playfully throw it at my best friend. It impales her and so I commit suicide.
I drop my suicide note.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:03 pm
I pick up the suicide note and read it. It makes me so depressed that I committee suicide by shooting myself in the head.
I drop the same suicide note.
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:28 am
I tear the suicide note to find the death reaper whispering to me,your time is up,and he takes my soul away,i dropped a wish list of what i wanted to buy,gro gain,death whisper,alruna's rose,head case,violin case and lot's more with my body on it.
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:04 am
I come accross a body, and a very long wish list. As I pick up the wish list to read it, a police officer sees me and thinks i'm responsible for the murder. He goes into a wild fit of anger and lets his dog maul me to death.
I drop a roll of pink toilet paper.
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:17 pm
I pick up the roll of pink toilet paper and decide to use it at home. Unfortunately it was pink for a reason and not a good one. I die of poisoning two days later.
I drop a "Plumbing for Dummies" book.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:54 am
I pick up the book and lots of dummies came pulling me to the north pole,i was freeze to death at the north pole.As i freeze,i dropped a big fat golem for my biology lesson.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:06 pm
I pick up the golem but then realize that I went outside at the North Pole without my coat and I freeze to death.
I drop a box of mutant cockroaches.
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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:55 pm
I am found by mutant cockroaches, who for some reason think that I am their queen. But due to their long journey down from the north pole, they are extremely hungery and eat everything in the vicinity, including myself.
I drop an ancient scroll with illegible text on it...
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