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 Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:22 pm
Biohazard EXTREME Well, yes, that's how it's done. This isn't the motivational poster thread, right? I know, I know, that's why I wanted to ask.
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Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:49 pm
Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction!
Guard: Good god! A Zed with individuality!
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:27 pm
Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction!
Capcom Employee: Look, we're sorry about laying you all off, but theres just no need for zombies anymore.
Zombie 2: Hey, you don't have a family to feed, and brains are awfully expensive.
Capcom employee: I did hear Capcom's looking for zombies for the Dead Rising game...
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:18 pm
Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction!
Wesker: Satisfaction? Didn't I already pay all of you to stay out of the game? Besides you zombies are so wild, the parasites are much easier to control.
Zombie 2: Sure you did but...what the hell is that?!
*Carlos drives the truck just like in the movie.*
Carlos: LEEEEROOOYYYY JINKINS!
((Hold on it was Carlos right? Their hair styles in the movie are so damn messed up I can't tell the difference))
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:24 pm
Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction!
*Offscreen* Naive: Sire! The zombie peasants are requesting for satisfaction. What are we to do, my liege?!
Sire: Give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction, what ho!
Naive: As you command, your lordyness! Naive of the Naive, give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction!
Naive of the Naive: Your wish is my command, your majesty servant! *Pops in Satisfaction*
...Bum bum bum bum PUSH ME bum bum bum AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME bum bum bum bum UNTIL I CAN GET bum bum bum MY SATISFACTION, SATISFACTION...
Zombie 2: What be thy satisfaction?
Zombie 1: I just wanted no more taxes!
Zombie 2: Let me lay down my law then...Eh hem! I DEMAND A DIFFERENT KIND OF SATISFACTION!
Sire: *Sigh* Oh, what's a king to do? Pop in the remix.
Yeah, that just happened.
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:30 pm
Stranger to Paradise Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction! *Offscreen* Naive: Sire! The zombie peasants are requesting for satisfaction. What are we to do, my liege?! Sire: Give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction, what ho! Naive: As you command, your lordyness! Naive of the Naive, give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction! Naive of the Naive: Your wish is my command, your majesty servant! *Pops in Satisfaction* ...Bum bum bum bum PUSH ME bum bum bum AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME bum bum bum bum UNTIL I CAN GET bum bum bum MY SATISFACTION, SATISFACTION... Zombie 2: What be thy satisfaction? Zombie 1: I just wanted no more taxes! Zombie 2: Let me lay down my law then...Eh hem! I DEMAND A DIFFERENT KIND OF SATISFACTION! Sire: *Sigh* Oh, what's a king to do? Pop in the remix. Yeah, that just happened. Wow I gotta say yours is really funny.
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:12 pm
Alkaizer87 Stranger to Paradise Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction! *Offscreen* Naive: Sire! The zombie peasants are requesting for satisfaction. What are we to do, my liege?! Sire: Give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction, what ho! Naive: As you command, your lordyness! Naive of the Naive, give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction! Naive of the Naive: Your wish is my command, your majesty servant! *Pops in Satisfaction* ...Bum bum bum bum PUSH ME bum bum bum AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME bum bum bum bum UNTIL I CAN GET bum bum bum MY SATISFACTION, SATISFACTION... Zombie 2: What be thy satisfaction? Zombie 1: I just wanted no more taxes! Zombie 2: Let me lay down my law then...Eh hem! I DEMAND A DIFFERENT KIND OF SATISFACTION! Sire: *Sigh* Oh, what's a king to do? Pop in the remix. Yeah, that just happened. Wow I gotta say yours is really funny. Especially if you know the song. XD
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:56 am
AngelaAshford Alkaizer87 Stranger to Paradise Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction! *Offscreen* Naive: Sire! The zombie peasants are requesting for satisfaction. What are we to do, my liege?! Sire: Give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction, what ho! Naive: As you command, your lordyness! Naive of the Naive, give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction! Naive of the Naive: Your wish is my command, your majesty servant! *Pops in Satisfaction* ...Bum bum bum bum PUSH ME bum bum bum AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME bum bum bum bum UNTIL I CAN GET bum bum bum MY SATISFACTION, SATISFACTION... Zombie 2: What be thy satisfaction? Zombie 1: I just wanted no more taxes! Zombie 2: Let me lay down my law then...Eh hem! I DEMAND A DIFFERENT KIND OF SATISFACTION! Sire: *Sigh* Oh, what's a king to do? Pop in the remix. Yeah, that just happened. Wow I gotta say yours is really funny. Especially if you know the song. XD Sadly I don't
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:35 am
Alkaizer87 AngelaAshford Alkaizer87 Stranger to Paradise Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction! *Offscreen* Naive: Sire! The zombie peasants are requesting for satisfaction. What are we to do, my liege?! Sire: Give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction, what ho! Naive: As you command, your lordyness! Naive of the Naive, give thee thy zombie peasants satisfaction! Naive of the Naive: Your wish is my command, your majesty servant! *Pops in Satisfaction* ...Bum bum bum bum PUSH ME bum bum bum AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME bum bum bum bum UNTIL I CAN GET bum bum bum MY SATISFACTION, SATISFACTION... Zombie 2: What be thy satisfaction? Zombie 1: I just wanted no more taxes! Zombie 2: Let me lay down my law then...Eh hem! I DEMAND A DIFFERENT KIND OF SATISFACTION! Sire: *Sigh* Oh, what's a king to do? Pop in the remix. Yeah, that just happened. Wow I gotta say yours is really funny. Especially if you know the song. XD Sadly I don't Listen to it, Alkaizer. It will make the joke that much funnier. And thanks for the applause.
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:56 pm
Alkaizer87 Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction! Wesker: Satisfaction? Did I already pay all of you to stay out of the game? Besides you zombies are so wild, the parasites are much easier to control. Zombie 2: Sure you did but...what the hell is that?! *Carlos drives the truck just like in the movie.* Carlos: LEEEEROOOYYYY JINKINS! ((Hold on it was Carlos right? Their hair styles in the movie are so damn messed up I can't tell the difference))
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:54 am
Vankala Alkaizer87 Zombie 1: I demand satisfaction! Wesker: Satisfaction? Didn't I already pay all of you to stay out of the game? Besides you zombies are so wild, the parasites are much easier to control. Zombie 2: Sure you did but...what the hell is that?! *Carlos drives the truck just like in the movie.* Carlos: LEEEEROOOYYYY JINKINS! ((Hold on it was Carlos right? Their hair styles in the movie are so damn messed up I can't tell the difference)) Thanks, I was remembering how carlos does the truck sacrafice himself thing in that movie. I had to put that one in. Edit: I edited the origianl since Inoticed a typo It's supposedto say didn't
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:12 pm
Zombie: I DEMAND SATISFACTION!
CAPCOM OFFICIAL: I AM SORRY, BUT THE MAN YOU SEEK, SHINJI MIKAMI, CALLED IN SICK TODAY!!! WE WILL HOWEVER DIVULGE TO YOU HIS CURRENT RESIDENTIAL WHEREABOUTS!
Zombie Horde: YEAHHHH!!!
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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:35 pm
You know what? No matter how many more entries I get, nothing's gonna beat Alkaizer. That Leeroy Jenkins line killed me. Post your pic.
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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:47 pm
Thanks Bio. Ok, I couldn't find any other one that was more open for ideas, so here it is.  Ganados: Strike! Strike!
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:09 am
Ganados: Strike! Strike!
Black guy in the far back: It's like I always say.
Other Black Guy in the far back What?
BGITFB: Never trust Whitey with a gun.
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