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 Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:17 pm
GuardianAmy Draco: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.... Crabbe and Goyle: dedadadedede Draco: All sitting in a row. Crabbe and Goyle: Bum bum bum bum. Draco: Big ones small ones. Some as big as your head! Snape: Will you shut up! That's my song! Haha! rofl
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:17 pm
Fred: Mum.....
George: We've decided that it would just be in the best intrest for everyone.....
Fred: If we gave up pranking and the jokeshop for eternity. We wouldn't want anyone to get hurt....
George: And we never ment to get Miss Umbridge half-murdered. (Notice they did not call her a fat toad...) It was an honest accident.
Mrs. Weasley: WHAT ARE YOU BOYS THINKING?!?! YOU CAN'T GIVE UP THE JOKE SHOP!!! THINK OF HOW MUCH FUN YOU COULD HAVE!
((hehehe.))
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:05 pm
amorella22 Fred: Mum..... George: We've decided that it would just be in the best intrest for everyone..... Fred: If we gave up pranking and the jokeshop for eternity. We wouldn't want anyone to get hurt.... George: And we never ment to get Miss Umbridge half-murdered. (Notice they did not call her a fat toad...) It was an honest accident. Mrs. Weasley: WHAT ARE YOU BOYS THINKING?!?! YOU CAN'T GIVE UP THE JOKE SHOP!!! THINK OF HOW MUCH FUN YOU COULD HAVE! ((hehehe.)) Lol rofl
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:17 pm
Harry says to his aunt and uncle after he graduates from Hogwarts, "For being such horrible people. I am not going to share with gold I have. Yes that's right. I am rich and you all can go to hell."
sorry if that one wasn't as good as my other ones.
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:42 am
Jam-JulLison Harry says to his aunt and uncle after he graduates from Hogwarts, "For being such horrible people. I am not going to share with gold I have. Yes that's right. I am rich and you all can go to hell." sorry if that one wasn't as good as my other ones. actually, I think this is something Harry would say >> <<
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:51 am
This is the final battle between Harry and Voldemort.
Voldemort: Harry, there is something I have to tell you before I kill you.
Harry: What?*says with a puzzled look on his face*
Voldemort: Now this might come as a shock to you but...
Harry: O GET ON WITH IT!!
Voldemort: Ok. I like Ginny.
Harry: WHAT!?!?
Voldemort: Yeah. Why do you think I had Lucius put my diary in her cauldren in you second year.
Harry: Well you can't have her.
Voldemort: Why not?
Harry: Cause I'm going to marry her as soon as I kill you!
Voldemort: Oh! Can we get on with the fighting now??
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:48 pm
Harry: "Would you like sugar or milk with your tea Lord Voldemort?"
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:19 pm
Harry: Ron can I tell you something?
Ron: Sure, mate.
Harry: This is kinda hard to say, but, I'm gay.
Ron: Your GAY!!!
Harry: And I think your kinda cute.
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:21 pm
Lord Voldemort to Harry
Voldemort: Harry?
Harry: what!
Voldemort: I am your father.
Harry: noooooooooo!!!
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:18 pm
Wormtail: Master, can I ask you something??
Voldemort: WHAT!!
Wormtail: Well, I was wondering...
Voldemort: Wondering what?!?
Wormtail: If you could help me with my arithmatic homework?? I should have never taken that class.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:17 pm
Hermione: Ron, can I borrow your homework? It's due tomorrow and I haven't started.
or
Harry: Why do I have to watch this quidditch game?
or
Draco: Hermione, do you want to go to Hogsmeade with me on Valentines as a...Eh... date?
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:45 am
Luna: Seriously Hermione, that is so unbelive.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:00 am
daniel_radcliffe_luvr This is the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. Voldemort: Harry, there is something I have to tell you before I kill you. Harry: What?*says with a puzzled look on his face* Voldemort: Now this might come as a shock to you but... Harry: O GET ON WITH IT!! Voldemort: Ok. I like Ginny. Harry: WHAT!?!? Voldemort: Yeah. Why do you think I had Lucius put my diary in her cauldren in you second year. Harry: Well you can't have her. Voldemort: Why not? Harry: Cause I'm going to marry her as soon as I kill you! Voldemort: Oh! Can we get on with the fighting now?? rofl I was expecting another "I am your father" That was great
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:39 am
This is so lame, sorry xD
Final battle.
Voldemort: Harry, do we have to this? Let's be friends!
Harry: No! I you killed my fahter!
Voldemort: Harry, you are my father.
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:13 pm
Voldemort: Harry can er hurry up with final battle thing??
Harry: Why??
Voldemort: Cause if I win, I have to go home to my wife.
Harry: You have a wife?!?! Who in there right mind would marry you?!?!
Voldemort: For your information my wife is your mother.
Harry: My mother!!!
Voldemort: Yup! So I really dont want to kill my step-son.
Harry:*screams to the sky while falling on knees* WHY MOM WHY?!?!?!
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