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HazyKoala

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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:24 am

On Clarinets vs. Flutes:
Although flutes can blow, tongue, and finger... Clarinets can blow, toungue, finger, and SUCK! (y'know, as in reeds? lol ) I know, it was a bad joke.

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:57 pm

TubaTime68

In my band, the Drum Major is dating a trombone player...

We call them the Major Boner xd

My Drum Major IS a trombone player ! xD

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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:36 pm

I have named all my interments, all of which are guys. So every day I blow on my bass clarinet.

I blow on Frank, every day. And if I blow hard enough, and good enough, he makes Beautiful noises.

And at the end of class, after I've been playing him for a while, water drips from the mouth piece

Once I've blown enough, Frank is all wet and drippy.

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 2:43 pm

Im in band and ive got a few!! (BTW mello and frenchorn plyer!!!)

1. if you rub a saxaphone long enough jazz comes out
2. my nickname in band is bubbles cause one day i had bubble soap and blew bubbles during a rest so my BD called me bubbles and it stuck
3. since my nickname is bubbles i get the gay jokes like i wanna blow bubbles or
id love to take a bath in bubbles and put soap in that bath if you know what i mean

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