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 Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:15 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:28 pm
Everyone's excited!
Except that guy...*turns and glares at that guy*
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JuokasKurvas Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:43 pm
Screw him, he ruins everything.
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:18 pm
But...but I don't wanna screw him!!! Can we make Kits do it?
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JuokasKurvas Vice Captain
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Kitsune Ketz Kwineight Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:45 pm
But I'm a lesbian! And I'm all out of screwdrivers...
Okay so I'm bi but that's close enough and doesn't include that guy...
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:39 pm
Oh sure...bi becomes lesbian whenever it's convenient.
You could always use raw corn... razz
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JuokasKurvas Vice Captain
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Kitsune Ketz Kwineight Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:31 pm
Eheh, that is a stereotype that only applies to some bisexuals. sweatdrop Totally not me, really!
...ew.
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:27 pm
Of course not razz
Yea I know this awful dirty joke that is what gave me that...probably too raunchy to be posting publically on Gaia though.
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JuokasKurvas Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:58 pm
I think I might know this joke. =D
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:46 pm
Does it involve two guys lost in the desert?
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JuokasKurvas Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:16 pm
I guess I don't know this joke then.
You tease!
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:56 pm
I have not heard of this joke, but I have heard of... similar circumstances... just look up Happy Yaoi Yum Yum, and it's involvement with corn... *shivers*
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Kitsune Ketz Kwineight Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:12 pm
Going by context, I'm going to not look it up.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:15 pm
@Morgey - I try ^_~
Ok I'll try to tone it down and tell it tactfully. The jist:
Two men are lost in the desert when after days of wandering, certain they'd soon die, they stumbled upon a house. Knocking, the door is answered by the fattest, ugliest, hariest, most awful smelling woman either had ever seen or heard tell of. They said they were starving and dying and begged help of her anyhow. She said only if one of them would have sex with her. The first said he'd rather die and stepped down the porch, the second agreed though, he didn't want to die.
Following her into the house, she got naked and climbed into the bed. The man undressed himself, then told her to close her eyes. Looking around, he spied a bowl of steaming corn on the cob near the bed. He grabbed one, did her with it, and threw it out the window. She cried again, and he picked up another ear of corn and repeated the ruse. She opened her eyes after he was done and they both got dressed, she told him to get his friend, she'd give them water.
Running outside, he said to his companion, "come on in, she'll give us water now." His friend immediately said, "forget the water, I want some more of that delicious buttered corn!"
Mmm...lovely right? Who wants corn now *proceeds to vomit*?
What's your joke?
@Kits - at yaoi-con they were selling squishy corn cobs and there was all this talk and reference to I don't know what, but it might be that, and I'm afraid and I dunno that I want to go there in anymore detail than I already had to suffer. *shudders*
Corn is creepy! And hard to digest and hard to get out of your teeth. Darn corn!
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JuokasKurvas Vice Captain
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Kitsune Ketz Kwineight Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:04 pm
Oh, wow... that is a nasty joke... and quite similar to the gist of the manga I'm speaking of, except, you know, with guys.
Yeah, Yaoi Jam was joking and giggling about corn the entire time too. I didn't get it until I went to a panel on the last day about new yaoi manga coming out soon, and guess which one they spotlighted? gonk We got pics and everything.
Corn is so delicious though...
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