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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:48 am
Granted, but as soon as you get in, it explodes.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of cranberry sauce.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:29 pm
granted but you eat it and you die from deadly mutant cranberries xD
i wish i every one in my family cant die and me cant die ^_-
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 8:59 am
Granted, but then you and your family get so old and decrepit, you all need to be bedridden...and you'd be in so much pain, you would have wished that you have never made that choice in the first place.
I wish I had tacos!
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:41 am
Granted, but it turns out the nachos are poisoned, and then you die. xP I wish I could walk on clouds.
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:35 pm
Granted, but then an airplane hits you and you die. I wish Pete Wentz turned out to be gay so at could lmao at all his crazed fan girlies. xd lol No offence. (Yeah, right)
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:26 pm
Granted. But suddenly...you are hit by lightning...and then...you become a crazed fan girly...-dun dun DUUUUN-
I wish I had slightly larger hands
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:09 am
Granted, but your hands are now as big as dinner plates.
I wish I could go to a casino right now, without being scammed out of my money.
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:07 pm
Granted, but the cab you take to the casino scams you out of money, instead of the casino. o.0 I wish I had more MONEY...xP
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:22 pm
The money is stolen and as soon as you try to spend it, you are arrested, the money is confiscated, and you still have to pay income tax on it.
I wish I had an adventure.
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:41 pm
Granted. But on the way, you die a sad sad death o.o
I wish for a big cookie that wouldn't kill me.
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:59 pm
Granted but It was A big worm cookie
I wish I would meet the girl of my dreams and that she liked me 2
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:05 pm
Granted but she loves your brother (or best friend) and he loves her back.they hook up and in course time they get married and have 2 kids...you were the best man and the godfather and witness of both of the childrens births.
I wish I had more room in my bedroom.
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:59 pm
Granted. Your new space is, sadly, so insignificant that everything feels the same.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:08 am
granted.but you're hungry again in less then a half an hour.
i wish i was a best selling published author.
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:05 pm
But then you would have so many fans that they would eat you alive just to taste your sweet 'necture' which happens to be your blood, dreaming that some day they could be as good at writing as you. Although, the real reason for their crime is actually because they got pissed at you for finishing your stories.
I wish I had a yellow smilie squeezable ball of happiness joy and laughter ^^
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