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 Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:27 pm
Fool. As if your mortal weapons could harm ME.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:30 pm
Uh huh. Next yuh talk about how yo're gonna take over thuh world, right?
::has a seat on his second-favorite stool and pours another shot of whiskey::
Yuh play cards? Or darts?
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:33 pm
I WILL take over the world!!
... poker or hearts?
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:35 pm
::Sighs. Yup, another one of THOSE.::
Poker.
::reaches into his coat and pulls out a deck of cards.::
If yo're not gunna show me a good time, yuh might as well join me in a game.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:42 pm
*Picks up her cards*
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please.
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it baby, stay with me.
Love game, intuition, play the cards with spades to start,
and after you've been hooked I'll play the one that's on your heart.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:44 pm
Yo're worse than thuh clown girl wi'f the pigtails.
::Tosses six silver dollars onto the bar after looking at his cards::
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:47 pm
*Places her credit card on the table*
I win.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:49 pm
Gotta show yore cards, princess.
::Lays down three queens::
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:51 pm
*Shows 3 kings and 2 aces*
See.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:53 pm
Damn.
::shoves over his dollars::
That's mah last hand till Ah collect on mah last bounty.
::finishes his whiskey and stands up::
Ma'am.
::tips his hat and heads for the door::
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:30 pm
*BLINK*
;:Clarice steps behind the bar and starts mixing herself a drink::
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:26 pm
::Skips in, humming::
Oh! Hello, Clarinet! Congratulations!
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:27 pm
Thanks, Piper. I was very... surprised to say the least.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:39 pm
Hm, knowing Chris, I'm sure that 'surprise' in this context is a euphemism for 'something catastrophic happened.'
::heads over to the bar and starts picking through the vodka selection::
If it helps, he's been agonizing over the entire ordeal for MONTHS. You are one special lady.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:43 pm
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