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 Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:27 am
Granted. You are now perfectly normal. Completely average. Nothing special about you at all. But... I guess that makes you a weirdo. Huh.
I wish that I could watch a battle between a rat swarm and a cat swarm.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:32 am
Granted but one of the cats gauges your eyes out with it's claws and eats them.
I wish I was a well respected wizard who no one hated and had full control of his powers.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:45 am
Granted but then you get killed by "The one who shall not be named"
I wish for a turf war between the Chinese restaurant and the Japanese Restaurant
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:53 am
granted but you get hit in the face by a chinese fire rocket and die.
I wish I could look at people and they die.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:57 am
granted but everyone you know dies because you can't control it and you can never look in a mirror
I wish that life made sense
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:24 am
Granted but then life is to simple and you die off of boredom
I wish for a corrupted wish so corrupted, that no one can corrupt it more.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:37 am
Granted. There is nothing more corrupted than wishing for Nyan Cat as a pet.
Oh mah sovereigns...the insanity... burning_eyes
I wish that I could make 4 hours spin by at will.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:40 am
Fine if it's already corrupted if I try to currupt it it will become pure so therefore technically it will not be what you wished for which will then make a third cancellation... making this post turn your wish into a infinate loop of corruption and purity.
I wish I had a cool hat.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:44 am
sorry aternum that was meant for karan.
Your wih is granted you can make 4 hours spin by. But you cannot control it and you constantly skip 4 hours until you die.
Same wish.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:46 am
Granted! umm... well.... you get one...
i wish for cake. cake that is NOT a lie, that I don't have to test for, and tthat is readily available
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:50 am
...I can't grant the wish, you already HAVE a cool hat. However, the envy you obtain for having such a cool hat turns to hatred and now the entire world seeks to slay you and take your hat for themselves. I dunno, maybe it's the colour-scheme, but I keep expecting you to turn into this guy...  I wish it would've been possible for me to win that contest without having to have stayed up until 3-4 in the morning. rofl
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:52 am
Sorry, that last one was meant for Rainor. lol
Granted. Cake now falls from the sky, inevitably causing the entire world to go on such a sugar rush that they riot. Panic floods the streets of the entire planet.
Same wish as above.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:37 pm
Granted, past has been altered to where the possibility to win that contest without staying up late actually exists...but you still didn't do it. Thing is, since we're altering the past now, it was always possible. So you really-GRAH! TIME STUFF STOP NOW, UGH!
I wish that I could understand alternate timelines...with EASE.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:51 pm
Granted; You are now a trans-dimensional life form with infinite power. You can see any timeline you choose and enter them. It's like watching television for you. If one timeline bores you, you can just switch to a different one. Sadly, in exchange for the power you were forced to lose your memories of your own timeline. You are also unable to affect any of the timelines you enter. Whenever you try the time stream ends up correcting what you did one way or another.
I wish all gods, goddesses and deities were real so that people would stop with the dang holy wars.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:24 pm
Granted! Superb, all the gods are real and the holy wars cease, although, most gods counteract each other in certain religions, so a war begins between the gods, dragging the solar system into it, and thus destroying all we know.
I wish a mini robotic GLaDOS model, that you hang up somewhere and is you move past it, it will move its head towards you and spurt some random quotes.
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