*a commercial plays on the Bistro's TV*
I'm looking for a few bad men. Like Punisher bad...not Mojo "I'll kidnap you and put you on TV cause I'm super crazy megalomaniac" bad. And why do I need these men?

Cause this lady needs some love!
Now, I know what you're saying..."Ooo Powell, Rita is crazy and she's got six arms!" Yes, she does. Now think about that...crazy...six arms...the action will be hot and heavy! She'll be touching you in places you didn't know you had! And she has white hair...exotic. And...she's crazy good at dancing...so...um...lapdances!
*BLINK*
Christopher Alice Powell! I told you not to do this!But, Clarice, six armed girls need love too!
C'mere you!!
*grabs Chris and BLINKS away*