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 Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:51 pm
LIMITLESS BLACK LOOPHOLE!!!!
*like a vacuum, Litigius sucks in all of the skittles, and just about everything that's not nailed down!*
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:53 pm
HUNNY BEAR!!
**jumps and grabs one hand on his buddy and the other on the bar**
**watches as this unsightly vacuum inadvertently sends a hail storm of cupcakes flying right in the bad man's direction**
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:55 pm
HA HA HAHAHHAAAAAA!
*sucks in all of the cupcakes, the glasses, the bottles of booze, and turns his vacuumous appetite towards the LoveLove heroes*
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:56 pm
"Eating all those sweets has made you fat.."
*glows pink*
"SOUTH BEACH DIET !!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:58 pm
We must fight this villainous rapscallion with something that even he cannot stomach!
**snatches the remote for the huge big screen TV and clicks on reruns of The Facts of Life**
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:59 pm
...
Ugh...
*shields his eyes from the banality on the TV and crunches through a chair*
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:00 pm
**cranks up the volume**
You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have
The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life.
There's a time you got to go and show
You're growin' now you know about
The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life.
When the world never seems
to be livin up to your dreams
And suddenly you're finding out
the Facts of Life are all about you, you.
It takes a lot to get 'em right
When you're learning the Facts of Life. (learning the Facts of Life)
Learning the Facts of Life (learning the Facts of Life)
Learning the Facts of Life.
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:02 pm
GRRAAGH!
*jumps at the TV screen and takes a GIANT bite out of it*
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:04 pm
GREAT! Now it's stuck on ABC!
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:05 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:09 pm
**tosses the remote to the villain and starts up the rainbow bridge with Hunny Bear on his shoulder**
That's it! You break it, you bought it!
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:11 pm
*a heart shaped wormhole appears and Super Magical Love Love Hearthawk Chris saunters through*
This bosom of mine burns with the power of love...it's fiery passion tells me to hug you!
*advances on Tenz, arms spread wide*
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:14 pm
HA HAHAHAHAAAAAA!
*throws a razor-sharp piece of paper at Lovehawk with a huge "CEASE AND DESIST" written on it*
LEGAL RAMIFICATION LAUNCH!!!
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:18 pm
*catches the paper and reads it*
Uh huh...I need to talk to my lawyer.
Hey Tenz...this Lord Litigious guy just gave me this...
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:20 pm
I AM YOUR LAWYER, YOU IDIOT! AND I AM ALSO THE OWNER OF ALL LOVEHAWK COPYRIGHTS! WHICH MEANS...
*The demon crouches and clenches his fists....the dark miasma around him absorbing all of Lovehawk's....lovehawkness into the darkness!*
ALL YOUR CASE ARE BELONG TO US!
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