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 Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:58 am
Man, you should kiss that blond chick. I think she needs some LOVELOVE...
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:59 am
Logic dictates that the monster must be pushed back into the hole in reality it has ripped...and my superior brain informs me that the best way to do that...
::dramatically raises a hand towards the milkshake machine::
Is to give the monster what it wants! ICE CREAM BRAIN FREEZE SCIENTIFIC DEDUCTION!
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:00 am
Gotcha!
*throws herself over the ice cream machine and kicks it out of place*
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:01 am
In a craze for the promise of thick and creamy artificially flavored goodness, the creature ripped the fabric of reality a new one. Immediately, the tentacles shot out to grasp any living thing that moved, breathed, and or emitted anything similar to Justin Timberlake's Future Sex/Lovesounds in the ethereal context.
Why?
Because the creature was so furious not getting its milkshake due to poor customer service towards a hard working American who paid their own taxes, that's why.
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:01 am
::looks at the evil Princess::
No...though my heart is heavy with her entrapment, it is not yet the time...and I must go, to brood and focus my powers.
::Querl throws a vial down at the feet of Princess Klistaru (Kristalu? Kuristuraru? Who can tell with romanization these days...), and leaps up into the rafters::
Until we meet again, Princess!
::the vial shatters, and forms into a whispy purple rose...::
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:07 am
*Takes out a arrow from his quiver*
All right who's first in line for an a** kicking?
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:08 am
Damn, I wish I had super strenght today.
*stands over the ice cream machine throwing bottles and pieces of broken furniture to get the monster attention*
You with the tentacles! over here!
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:16 am
Lumbering its massive girth halfway through, its attention was immediately drawn to the little Smurf-like young woman in black throwing what seemed to be paraphernalia of the broken furniture and randomized bottle selection sort.
Wincing a bit from the impact to its sensitive eyes, it looked down at the young woman and started to tear up.
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:18 am
*Looks at the rose.*
heart Oh my! heart How beautiful! *romantic sigh*
*Shakes her head* AH!! No I must not fall for the Charms of LoveLove! For my heart belongs to The Dark Lord alone!
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:18 am
*Fires Acid Arrow into the face of the monster*
Bulls eye!
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:20 am
No wait. Don't cry! here, don't you see?... ice cream!
*jumps on the machine a couple of times*
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:24 am
Shrieking in a thousand different languages, its eyes melted out of its sockets as it clawed and thrashed, wallowing in agony induced misery. Sobbing, it wiped the now melted gelatin like substance from its empty sockets, and it cried, the equivalent of tears, which happened to be thick mucous, into its massively deformed tentacles.
"All I-I-I w-wanted w-w-was a-a-a M-mmamamm-ilkhsake, you JERKS!," it sobbed in a fairly feminine voice.
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:24 am
Clinton Francis Barton *Fires Acid Arrow into the face of the monster*
Bulls eye! Dude! stop angering the giant monster! Here's all our milkshare, see...? *points down to the machine*
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:25 am
eek
What...i thought it was gonna eat me!
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Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:28 am
"Yo-you g-g-guys a-are insensitive milkshake hh-ating HEATHENS!," it continued to cry, mucous overflowing its tentacle infested chin.
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