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 Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:53 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:15 pm
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:23 pm
Animaznboy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" Crap, that's so awful! -waiter-
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:24 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:51 pm
*goes to the bar and makes a melon & ginger crush* Just another usual night at the AP Bar...
-waiter-
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:03 pm
BRB, I have to eat dinner now ^^.
*posts sign on bar: "Will be back in 15 minutes."*
-waiter-
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:43 pm
Sorry that took longer sweatdrop .
-waiter-
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:46 pm
"*le gasp*" Pagtatapat did a triple post! eek
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:57 pm
Animaznboy "*le gasp*" Pagtatapat did a triple post! eek Yeah, intentionally rolleyes . -waiter-
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:52 pm
And guess what? Here's another.
*Wipes Jarvin's saliva off the walls with a towel.*
It's still oozing all over my arm xp ...
-waiter-
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:29 am
eww.... I feel sorry for you. I would hate to clean that mess up. lol
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 10:10 am
Pagtatapat01 Animaznboy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" Crap, that's so awful! -waiter-
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:04 pm
NittleGrasper^-^ lol. That would be weird if that really did happen... xd though, that's kinda bad for the guys... xp The poor guy. Okay, I think I wiped all the stuff off the wall. Let's hope it doesn't happen again xp . -waiter-
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:10 pm
what kind of mess did jarvin make ? =O
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:14 pm
. A m e t h y s t . what kind of mess did jarvin make ? =O Remember when Jarvin graffiti'd the wall. Well, the only way to wash it off was for him to lick it off (he eats paint? No wonder why he's so illiterate!). So we made him lick the entire wall, but then the whole wall was oozing with his spit, and then I had to wipe it all off gonk ! Want a drink? -waiter-
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