Trent Valentine
He'll feud with Cena over who's the worst rapper
...Excuse me? Randy is awesome with lyrics such as...
Hot diggity damn Hulk I'm glad you set it off (set if off)
Used to be hard Hulk now ya done turned soft
Doin' telephone commercials I seen ya
Dancin' in tights as a ballerina
I knew all along you had those tendencies
Cuz you've been runnin' from Macho like I got a disease
Dude please your pay per view event was a joke
You're avoidin' Randy Savage cuz you know you'll get smoked
Come on that phony fight the Rock spanked you fast
But when I challenged Hogan to a real fight he passed
I called him out but the punk was scared to go
It was a charity event but the Hulk didn't show
Hollywood Hulkster you're at the end of your rope
And I'm a kick ya in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap
Cuz like Rodney Dangerfield you gets' no respect
So come on Hulk let's wreck so I can put you in check
Be a man Hulk Come on don't be scared
Your runnin' from Macho that's what I heard
Be a man Hogan Come on don't be a chump
I never thought Hulk would go out like a punk
Be a man Hulk Come on don't be scared
You're runnin' from Macho that's what I heard
Be a man Hogan Boy you's a chump
Cuz Hulk Hogan is a real big punk
EDIT: I didn't type that. My punctuation is not that bad. gonk
