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Okay so I am made of bicycle FAIL.

Today I tried a trial run on my bike to work. I got most of the way there before saying screw this I am teh hot, and going home. Fail #1.

ON the way home it was pretty uneventful until some asshat decided that his fence was uber special and needed to butt right up against the damned sidewalk, which wouldn't have been so bad except that he also deemed it necassary to have a ROCK GARDEN that spilled out onto the sidewalk. Not seeing this as I was trying to avoid smacking the fence, my front wheel hits a rather large rock, turns 90 fraggin' degrees, and I go sailing over the handle bars with an " EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee, OW DAMN!" . The bike comes flying after me, complete with handle bar trying to insert itself into my rectum, which was NOT fun. SO I land on the ground after rolling, having not had a chance to tuck before I rolled, which would have been much more preferable, lying on my backpack, and I realize that the sharp sensation in my lower back is my damned clipboard. So I think to myself " putting the clipboard in upside down was a bad idea, oh look my front tire is now in a crescent moon shape" Then I hear laughing. THe owner of the house has seen this escapade and is standing in his yard laughing at me. b*****d didn't even offer me a bandage or ask if I was okay. NO water no are you alright, no sorry about my EXTREMELY EGOTISTICAL PRETENTIOUS a** rock garden possibly injuring you. So I limped home ,got my bike in the house, fell on the bed and moaned for about ten minutes.

Yeah my bike ride was made of FAIL on the scale of Naku's famous fail cake....and this..

Dude, what the hell? Ziegfried, that sucks. Are you okay? You should go steal his rocks. And then chuck them at his car. ********>

also, WTFBBQ @ Tellos creator dying. This is exceedingly sad and unfairrrrrrrrrrrr. ;________________;

that hunnybear thing sounds freakin awesome! xD so does rock-chucking heart

oh, and also naku, can you wear size 8 shoes? because while i know that i checked neurotically that they were 8 1/2 when i bought my glittery flats, today i checked again and they're 8. it's crazy-making! stressed i can't find the red ones right now, but if they're the same, you can have them too.

yeah, well you generally slip into that zone where you don't make any sense at all so we just pretend you do. xD nothing new there.

err.. yay giftbox? i didn't know there were brown ones.

xDDDDDDDDD I've gotten a couple of brown giftboxes, and a blue one, but I almost always sell them because I have bad luck with opening them. I never get anything really awesome. T___T

About teh shoes, are you suuuure? xD 'Cause yar, I do wear an 8, and that would be really nice. You have a supercute taste in shoesies. ^______^ I would wear thy shoes with pride, forsooth!

just got back from really, really, really absurdly long Boars Head training class. XB I won a bag. It has the logo on it, but I don't want to look at that poor boars head so I'm going to cover it with glittery paint or something. surprised

It was kind of fun though, they fed us and they even got me a special salad since I can't eat teh pizza. <3! I mean, no other store I've ever worked at would ever be that kind to me as to remember that I am vegan. =`]