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 Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:08 pm
Hmm... lame corruption
Granted. But since nothing is perfect you are now nothing.
Lets see if I can get something better.
Granted. You are perfect. A perfect circle that is! You really need to be more specific about how perfect you want to be.
Meh, I have done better.
(The fire was meant to say pie... don't ask me why I wrote fire.)
I wish for a deadly fire to burn down all my loved ones and important items. Leaving me with nothing.
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:10 pm
Granted you have a perfectly flammable fire, but my water made your fire go out
I wish for awesome hair
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:28 pm
That isn't a corruption at all! Or related. I edited my wish.
But even if it was my old wish that isn't corrupted at all.
Granted. Your hair is now awesome! Sadly it had to be shaven off your head, and turned into a wig first...
I wish that my wish was corrupted properly.
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:33 pm
Granted, the fire burns everything dear to you, including your own body. Thus, your soul follows suit along with your family and you meet them in the next world.
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That certainly was an odd wish... neutral Hmph...
I wish that you were all going to Anime Expo with me. That would be cool. wink
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:18 am
Granted. We all are going, but sadly it causes most people to spend all their life savings on getting there, and before they can get there the repo men take it away? Except me. I got there thanks to illegal means.
Wow... the medication is still effecting my brain.
I wish that my surgery healed now.
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:06 pm
Granted! It is healed, and some odd corruption in your brain uncorrupts the corruption of the wish which was the corruption of your brain, so your brain is uncorrupted! Don't scare us with brain surgery things, that's serious bizz-shizzles man! scream
Granted! Your surgery is healed, yet you can't help the doctor's who apparently think you now need brain surgery and you are forced back into the E.R.
I wish that the new AIDS vaccine does not turn into an airborne T-Virus and bring about zombie apocalypse.
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 12:34 am
Z-z-zombies?! gonk
G-granted, but t-then, everyone g-g-gets AIDS...
I wish Zombies weren't real, or ever will be.
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:36 am
granted zombies aren't real... however, who said that we lived in reality, we actually live in a crazy dream world where zombies can be caused by the simplest of things.
I wish that corrupting wishes was easier.
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:17 pm
Granted. A slip of paper falls from the sky explaining how to perfectly corrupt the wishes of others. Someone in Japan posts its contents on facebook, but when you try to read it you find that your parents have it blacklisted.
I wish for a great pirate ship that shall never sink, and only sails if I am captain.
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:43 am
granted you have a ship that never sinks and only sails if your captain, unfortunately you have no idea how to sail a ship so your crew mutiny and throw you overboard and the ship then won't sail and is stranded in the middle of the ocean.
I wish that I wasn't always away when contests where on.
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:15 pm
Granted you're always on when guild contest occur, but now no one else is so you always win, so everyone rises up together to slay you. Aren't you happy now?
I wish that my gf would change her viewpoints on sex, for it's the only thing we don't have in common and then she would be the ultimate gf and Aibo.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:17 pm
Granted. Your gf is bored with men and switches to girls.
I wish you could say bomb on an airplane.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:15 pm
Granted but then you get arrested for ignorance
O_O
I wish for a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce Don't be frontin son -- no seeds on the bun We be up in this drive through order for two I gots a cravin' fo' a numba nine like my shoe We need some chicken up in here, in this skizzle For rizzle my mizzle, extra salt on da frizzle Doctor pepper my brothah, another for ya motha Double-double supah size and don't forget the fries
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:25 pm
Granted, but you die because someone who was sick to death of their job at the restaurant decided to stick a rusty nail in the burger when you weren't looking.
(By the way, I would just like to say that I'm lucky in that my gf laughed really hard at what happened earlier or I'd be DEAD. lol)
I wish that people would stop being douches on the work-site, or at the very least quit acting like a tough guy and just BE one.
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:49 am
Granted but then one of the tough guys goes on a roid rage and kills half the workers.
I wish that my wish couldnt be currupted.
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