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 Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:22 pm
But didn't you see me first?!
You did say 'see you later' which means you made your spot check, and all I have to do is roll my counter check to see if I spoted you too, but since I failed (i always fail this check) you get a surprise round, are you really going to waste it hiding?
Com'on, sneak attack me for extra damage.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:29 pm
Le gasp, what a horrible thing to waist!
*pulls out white fluffy bunny gun* Now hold on, that won't do....
No...maybe it will...
*Random Cuteness Attack*
Azaireal: You saw some bunnies.
Azaireal: Bunnies ate your socks.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:42 pm
*Azaireal rolls a fortitude save VS cold*
*Fails*
*Azaireal catches the plague. Roll new character.*
Damn, well at least it was a kobold trap... Damn those things can hurt.
The average human commoner can beat the snot out of a kobold, but give them the time to prepare the battlefield, and you have another thing coming.
A simple pit trap combined with hit and dash tactics. Or simply hidding in wait, or those stupid vine traps, or the caltrops, or the swinging logs, or the spiked logs, or the falling trees, or the .... damn kobolds and their overly underestimated CR 1/6. (3 kobolds = 1 commoner)
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:57 pm
*fails to udnerstand how kobolds got mixed up in this.*
Does that mean I won?
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:03 pm
Yes, yes you won.
Except now I have three 18s and two 16s, which means you are screwed the next time we meet...
After I gain all those damn levels back...
*shakes fist*
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:10 pm
*puppy dog eyes*
Aw, come on Az. You wouldn't hurt this little cutie, would you?
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:22 pm
*rolls wisdom check, fails*
No, I guess I can trust that you wont kill me again.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:25 pm
*digs toe*
Ah well, I feel bad for killing you the first time. Here, I pcickd you a daisy. *daisy*
See now, how can you not trust such cutness?
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:36 pm
Well, you see.
THis one time, a half-elf bard joined the party, and he did cutesie stuff all the time. Then, he turned into an incubus and tried to eat us. (he had a bite attack)
Two lessons: Even when Detect evil tell you nothing, Half-elf bards are still always evil. Two, Incubus bite pretty hard.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:46 pm
I...don't think I'm an incubus. And I'm pretty sure I'd know.
I'm a b***h hermit, but I don't think DnD has a class for that....
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:52 pm
female - druid.
You don't like the company of others so you might have a low CHA score.
Or, you do like the company of others but have been sealed away by some curse or oath.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:54 pm
I knew my love of electronics would turn on me somehow....
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:03 pm
Well, hermit pretty much says "druid", and b***h suggests female.
OTher than that, you could probably come up with a million reasons to put the two together and why you are the way you are.
Settle with one of your choosing.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:12 pm
I choose: It's funny.
Nine easy steps to becoming a btich hermit:
1. Work at home by selling junk on e-bay and mailing things from home.
2. Make sure the 56k internet modem is on 24/7 so that no one can get thorugh on the phone.
3.Go outside no earlier than 3 am. Normal people seem to sleep at this time.
4. Keep up with the lateste news and tehc via the internet.
5. Sleep during the day.
6. Survive off sugary junk food.
7. Lisen to the smiths, and realize that the world is a bleak world to live.
8. Watch t.v. and comeplain about current SNL episodes.
9. Live off things delivered to you through mail order (OOoo, comic books!)
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:17 pm
ninja
I may or may not be contemplated some of those lifestyle choices.
IF I did so, would that make me a b***h hermit too?
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