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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 9:57 pm
KittyPryde *phases so Patsy can't touch her* I'm not here. I'm down in the batcave. I think. I'm a telepath now and what you see is an astral projection. These extra mutations are hard to keep track of. Damn, my new mousse-sigisn't showing up.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 9:58 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:04 pm
I'm just going to go back to my body now. ninja *steals a mousse and disappears*
*wakes up and sits at one of the computer termanals and eats the mousse*
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:15 pm
*appears next to Kitty* Big computer. So, here's the real question. Batman has almost infinate financial resources, access to earth's best technologies, all the alien gadgets he wants via the JLA and what's probably the most advanced computer on the planet. How much is used for crime-fighting and how much is just downloaded pornography?
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:19 pm
*tosses the empty mousse cup aside* Let's find out. *starts hacking into it* Let's see. There's a video feed linked to Selina's shower. Not surprising. Let's go deeper in. *digs into a few folders* Now what have we here?
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:24 pm
*peers* What's this folder marked "Arkem Intimates Survailence?" Odd, Batman is so meticulous, he wouldn't misspell "inmates" so carelessly...
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:28 pm
Unless... *opens it* eek *closes it* Let's pretend we never saw that. *shudders* I'm never going to be able to look at Gothem criminals the same again.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:29 pm
That's wrong on so many levels.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:30 pm
For a moment, let us all just consider how truely fortunate we were that Chuck Austen never wrote Batman.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:32 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:33 pm
Hello Selina. *bows and offers mousse* Have you considered having your apartment swept for hidden cameras lately?
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:33 pm
Lucifer Morningstar For a moment, let us all just consider how truely fortunate we were that Chuck Austen never wrote Batman. Agreed.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:34 pm
*takes a moment* Okay moment done. *stands* Do you want to take it for a ride? *thinks* And I don't mean in the Kyle/2.0 way.
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:37 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 10:39 pm
Only if you want them to be.
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