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 Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:49 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:51 pm
HI PAL!
::tosses the pink lemonade into the creepy kid's face::
She's the one! Watch yourself!
::I start glowing pink...::
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:55 pm
*sputters as the drink coats her face and she looks up at Rose, her eyes coal black*
That. Wasn't. NICE!
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:59 pm
Not nice, you're not nice, pal, summoning giant spiders to try to squish people like that nice, cute boy Kyle!
::Flies up in the air, charging my fists with atomic energy::
I asked Professor Colluns about you and he said all the weird energy readings he got last week were from you, pal! You're T-R-O-U-B-L-E!
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:01 pm
I'm a kid.
*pouts her six year old bottom lip*
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:02 pm
And I'm an amnesia patient who got trapped in an atomic blast, who SHOULD NOT BE ATTACKED BY GIANT SPIDERS this early in her superhero career!
::I launch a circle of atomic energy at the floor, surrounding the little girl::
Maybe you shoulda thought of that before being so gross last week, pal!
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:05 pm
*the energy dissolves around her leaving her unscathed*
*frowns*
I'm telling Children's Services...
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:08 pm
Yeah, right. I'm calling your bluff pal!
::wiggle my fingers, and the energy returns, forming a cage::
Let's just get another reading from you for Professor Colluns. I bet you're like the Mugwump, a space alien in disguise!
::I reach for my signal watch and start pressing a button on it::
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:10 pm
*a black hole of energy opens up behind Rose and tentacles reach thru the portal and start to drag her through*
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:12 pm
::The tentacles are fried from the atomic energy surrounding me. The entire Bistro starts to smell like delicious calamari. I pour on the speed and let the tentacles lash out toward me, zipping up at the last moment so that they're grabbing for Diabolique instead::
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:14 pm
*rolls her eyes and steps thru another mini portal in the cage and arrives at her favorite booth, seated with a glass of Strawberry Quik*
Do you always go around attacking children? Some role model you are.
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:16 pm
Only the ones who attack me with giant spiders and squid beasts!
::I point my hands at the portal, and atomic energy arcs through, shattering glasses of quick and giving snotty little girls a bad case of radiation burn::
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:19 pm
Wasn't me.
*wipes her little mouth with a napkin and the radiation energy dissipates before it ever touches her*
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:21 pm
Sure was!
::kicks the little girl in the head till she god-mods herself out of the way, breaking the back of the booth instead::
Plus you're looking for evil books, and if comics books have taught me anything, it's that you're looking to destroy the universe within twelve issues!
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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:23 pm
*sits there with the god-modded radiation burns and leaves*
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