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 Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:44 am
He had more problems than that.
::smiles at Remy::
But Eye have magnanimously agreed to assist him with them, as I would for any of my beloved ...employees.
::The Emerald Eye stares unblinking at Remy behind the bar::
Eye have many resources at my command.
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:46 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:47 am
*twirls his finger around as he sets about making some pumpkin spiced coffees*
Mind turnin' dat t'ing around there? Kinda creepin' me out. burning_eyes
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:50 am
Do NOT presume to speak of the I in that way.
::turns away from Remy and smiles at Flash::
Ah, the spokesman for Sionis for Men. Are you ready for your greatest role yet, my pet?
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:52 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:55 am
Eye am finished speaking to you. You are dismissed.
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:55 am
Hey, as lon as you're signing my paychecks? I'm always ready to . . . do . . . spokesmodel stuff!
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:58 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:58 am
And you are being paid very well, aren't you? Eye see that you are conforming to the shirtless clause of your contract very well. Very well, indeed...
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:01 am
A few people complained about it. I think they're just jealous, though. Like that ugly one eyed guy? He tried to tell me you were some sorta supervillain.
I told him he was crazy. Supercriminals don't have spokesmodels!
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:02 am
If you'll excuse me, I'll be goin' to check on the caterin' order.
*slips into the kitchen*
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:04 am
No, but if they had a chance for one as tasty as you, Eye'm sure they would consider it.
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:06 am
*peers at the Emerald Eye*
I want!-- No, wait...
*conjures The Orange Orifice of Okaara*
Thought so.
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:07 am
*the lights flicker out momentarily and when they turn back on just as quickly, Diane is seated at the bar with her feet high up off the ground, sipping a Strawberry Quik*
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:20 am
See? That's why I don't believe one-eye. Who ever heard of a supervillain who was nice to people?
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