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sephiroth: hey cloud l have a secret l wanna tell u *takes off clothes and shows boobies* IM A WOMEN!

cloud: WHAT THE HECK? eek

Cloud to Vincent: You know, I would video tape this, but I don't want anyone to get as mentally destroyed as me. sweatdrop

((Gosh! would you stop putting yourself in these storylines? It what you'll never hear FF7 characters say. Last time I checked, you weren't an FF7 character.))

Cloud looks at Emerald eek
Cloud: "Uhhh is there a toy version of you that I can fight? sweatdrop

*eye of the tiger playing* Think deeply. So deeply! You have all of the time in the world! Now you must train with me young grasshopper.

Cloud:hey guys I just bought a new game! its called Final Fantasy 7 I wonder what its about...?

Legendary Frog Narrator: Hey Cloud! How come you don't know what FF7's about?
YOU S#@%!!! scream scream scream

Introduction:
There's a time,
There's a place,
There's a s!@#ed look on his face,
and that hero was determined to stop one bad villian,
one bad villian was the baddest of the bad,
and bad of the baddest,
and baddest of the bad of the baddest of the bad of the baddest of the baddest.......est.

There's one hero who simply s@!#s,
and one hero who is a b@!$#@!,
and he's a hot......... lady stealer.......and he's single.
and that hero's name is.......Sephiroth!!!

And he tries to stop Cloud from stealing all the ladies, and stop being a b!@#!@#, and from being a s@!#ed loser!!!

F-F-7:The s@!$ed loser!
mrgreen

Cloud: Hey!!! scream
That's not right!!!!!!!! scream

Legendary Frog Narrator: Like I said Cloud, you are simply a s@!#ed loser!

Cloud: stressed

Randon Narrator Voice of your Choice: SHUT UP YOUR ******** a** HOLE!!!! IF I SAID YOU MEET GEORGE CLOONEY, YOU MEET GEORGE CLOONEY!!!! scream