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 Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:11 pm
Ha. Too easy. Granted. You are now going live through your senior year over and over and over and over and over, never getting a chance to change anything, or do anything different. Only your mind is award of it, forever seeing everything happen the same, yet unable to change it. And you can never escape, because in life there is always much to learn from the people around you. Also Granted. I don't know what a Tanuki is, but it is now a man eating ape from mars. ALso it is giant and destroys everything around you.Scratch that. I remember what they are. Granted you are now given a raccoon dog as a pet. To be exact this one. Ponchi And he is a horrible pet. I wish that I had all the power of Kinnikuman! All of them!
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:43 pm
Granted, and the power slowly eats you alive as it grows and grows inside of you, causing you to go insane.
I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted on will.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:53 pm
Granted, but I am not saying you will come out the same way you go in. Lets just say your arms will be in Africa while your legs are in Europe.
I wish One Piece was real and I was a Pirate
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:04 pm
Granted, but ninjas come and kills everyone in One Piece, and then decapitates your head with a katana.
I wish I had a secret hideaway that only I knew about and one other person.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:10 pm
Granted, but guess what that one other person is a mass murderer which kills you and throws your body in a sink hole.
I wish for world peace
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:11 pm
Granted. But that one other person is the guy/gal that you hate most in the world. And they are always in that secret hideaway.
I wish that I had the ability to fly at will, and remain human. So Superman type of flying.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:19 pm
Granted, While flying you get caught by a rocket ship and you are hurled into space where you die through suffocation!
I WISH FOR WORLD PEACE!!!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:24 pm
That isn't really a failure to my wish, so much as me being stupid...
Granted. World peace is created. Of course it can only come to be through the absolute domination of a single person, a dictator if you will, and so everyone in the world is thrown into slavery except the dictator, and all our lives are horrible. Because none of us are the dictator.
I wish for my last wish to be properly corrupted.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:09 pm
Granted. the king has sent you a letter for me to corrupt your wish like this.
As you try to master the art of flight, a hawk comes swooping over and above you. Attacking you and pecking at your eyes blinding you sending you hurling down to the earth.
I wish I was half wolf.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:57 pm
Once again, not a corruption of my wish, so much as acts that exist later. Come on people!
Granted. Your lower half is now wolf. Of course... this has some terrible consequences. Some of them too horrible to say on a PG sight. Others like, a lack of ability to walk on your hind legs make you a freak of nature, and everyone gawks at you as you walk through the streets, and soon the only work you can get is the circus, where fat little kids throw peanuts at you and laugh as you look at them.
And while half of this seems like acts that come later, they are directly related to being half wolf, and your existence is terrible, I just enjoy explaining it. While I was attacked by a hawk, next time I need to wear a helmet.
I wish that I had the ability to fly at will, and remain human. So Superman type of flying.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:14 pm
Granted, you can now fly like superman. However, the moment of now is over, and you can no longer fly like super man ((sorry Draco, I tried))
I wish Draco could fly and still remain human. Like Super man flying. XD
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:10 am
Seems like it is my turn.
Granted. I can now fly like Super man. He isn't real so... I fly about as well as a piece of paper.
Granted. I can now fly around at will, but only in a regulated height and speed, which is about 10 cm above the ground, and at 0.01 km per hour.
Granted. I can now fly. Just like superman. Which tears my body apart for even trying, since superman can handle a lot more then a human can.
I like the second on the best.
I wish that the world came to understand just how terrible twilight is. And I am not talking about the time of day.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:48 am
Granted, but they keep reading despite their better knowledge. Why? Nobody knows why... neutral
I wish for the answer to why people keep reading twlight.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:59 am
Granted! Lets have a look shall we-- *Falls asleep*
Ahh well, they are so boring they make you fall asleep.
I wish that Christian find his old Gaia account pasword so he can get rich, coz I'm a nice guy blaugh
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:45 pm
Granted, but once he finds it someone hacks him and the account is permanently disabled.
XP
I wish for the ability to change my appearance to certain people whenever and however I choose and that no one would think anything out of the ordinary about it.
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