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 Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:23 pm
When I was little, probably around seven years old or so, my younger sister threw a spoon at me during one of her many temper tantrums.
She missed, but totally destroyed one of the glass panes on our coffee table in the living room. We were pulled out of the area without incident, and my mother vacuumed up the remaining pieces.
The following morning, I'm enjoying a cinnamon roll while watching Inspector Gadget, knelt down in front of our recently destroyed coffee table. When I'm finished, I move to stand up and scrape my knee against the coffee table. Nothing serious, I heard a weird crunching noise, but didn't think much of it.
I go to give my mom my dirty plate and she screams at me. So I look down and I'm just gushing blood from my knee, which prompts my intense crying fit.
We go to the hospital and they remove a two-inch long piece of glass that had somehow sunk all the way into my knee. Scar is...pretty much gone now, but you can tell where the hair refuses to grow.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:25 pm
OH.
I thought you had like...actually gotten a scar from a spoon.
That makes a whole lot more sense.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:28 pm
Damn, I was hoping for some spoon-related horror story.
"This is my manly scar from a horrific spooning accident fifteen years ago."
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:29 pm
Were it not for the spoon this scarring childhood experience could have been avoided entirely.
It was all that damn utensil's fault.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:30 pm
Spooning...
I can just see Dessie getting a scar from spooning.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:41 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:53 pm
Spooning-induced scarring...
*starts trying to figure out the mechanics behind such a thing*
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:54 pm
I'm sure Eli has a picture that can cover that one.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:57 pm
*pulls out a projector and a powerpoint presentation*
As you can see from my diagram here...
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:58 pm
*squints, then winces*
Ouch...that'd sting.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:59 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:02 pm
Chaplain Fenix It could will eventually happen.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:41 pm
You people are boring.
Stop being so boring.
Why are you all boring?
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:41 pm
You say this with certainty, Dessie...
...that's a bit frightening.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:43 pm
You haven't known Dessie long if you think that he's prone to long-lasting bouts of good health.
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