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 Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:26 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:26 am
Well, it's just like the venerable "Secret" deodorant. Strong enough for a man, but formulated for a woman and all that? Except the concept is reversed.
There are the obvious basics. Soaps, shower gels, anti-perpirants, etc. developed for an active lifestyle. Some of them incorporate the very cutting edge of pheremone technology, to give you an edge with the ladies . . . *Flash winks and nudges Piper.*
But new products are being developed all the time!
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:27 am
I don't know.. but all this over advertising for Sionis is pretty boring too. Don't fall for their spiel.
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:30 am
I can assure you, sweetie, I have NEVER had a problem with the ladies.
::slings the bag of bottles over his back::
I suppose though, that even a notorious ne'er do well as myself could do with...pH balancing.
::sets the bag down and opens it up::
All right. I'll take your samples.
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:31 am
Are you kidding? Ma'am, Sionis could even transform a plain Jane such as you into a heartbreaker!
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:44 am
*Flash blinked*
Well . . . Free samples ARE meant to be given away. I'll just have to get another batch.
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:46 am
I don't think you understand. I'm taking ALL of your free samples.
::shakes the bag a couple of times expectantly::
ALL of them!
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:50 am
Well, yeah,. I gathered that. I mean, you took the whole bag. But . . . y'know. I can get more. Hell, I'm SUPPOSED to get more. All part of beuing a spokesman.
And . . . y'know. You've had your turn. So when I get more, I'm not giving them to you.
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:53 am
::tries to pick up the full bag::
Oof. Those bottles are heavy. Be a peach, pick it up for me and bring it out to the getaway car?
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:58 am
*Flash rolls his eyes as he helps Piper with the bag.*
Geez, and I thought Puny Parker was a lightweight . . . . .
Which one is it? . . . . *Flash looked out into the parking lot.* It's not that beat up old Gremlin, is it?
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:59 am
My vehicle budget is always a bit low when I've just gotten out of jail.
::puts the pipe to his lips and starts playing a quiet, 'quit-yer-bitching' tune::
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:04 am
Yeah, yeah. Help me out and open the trunk? Or . . . the door, or whever you want this stuff put.
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:06 am
::plays a particularly squeaky note on the pipe and the doors and trunk fly open::
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:11 am
*Flash places the sample bag in Piper's car.*
Say, that's a neat trick!
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:14 am
::trills a note that shuts the doors and locks them::
It's not a trick, it's years of careful study of the science of sonics!
Now, I just need to use that study of sonics to think of a caper that would attract the attention of the Flash...
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