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 Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:55 pm
Ok... Here's something copyed of the newgrounds seris: FF: Mixed in Balamb
*Some characters of FFVII, FFVIII and FFX are taking classes with Quistis in Balamb Garden* ((It's kinda related to FFVII you know...))
*training session between cloud and squall*
Slash, swing, cut, etc, etc, etc...
Squall: *cuts off Crono's head by accident*
Crono: *sucked into a portal*
Zell: *drooling* Ohhhh, must touch shiny thing...
Quistis: Wait Zell don't!!
Zell: *sucked in*
Quistis: Oh fine, let's all go in and find Zell...
((all = Quistis, Squall, Cloud, Vincent, Auron, Wakka, Rinoa, Selphie, Sephiroth and Wakka))
*everyone goes in and ends up at the entrance to a creepy castle*
Selphie: Where's Zell?
Wakka: There he is!
Zell: Uhhhhh *walks into the castle*
Quistis: OOhhhh!! I'll flunk that Zell!!
*everyone goes into the entrance hall*
Voice: MAUAHHHAHAHA!! You have entered Castlevania and you'll never get your buddy back!! MUAHAAHHAHAH *cough* MWAAHAHAHHAA!!!
Quistis: Ok everyone, let's split up into 3 groups.
Wakka: *scared as hell* I want Cloud and Squall!!
Cloud: Hell no!
Auron: I'll take the ladies. ((Rinoa, Selphie and Tifa, but no Quistis))
Cloud: Ok, It'll be me, Squall and Vincent.
Quistis: Ok then, I'll take Wakka and... Sephiroth.
Wakka: WWWHHAATT!!! NOT SEPHIROTH!!!
Sephiroth: MUAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH!!
Quistis: Ok everyone, Auron will search the basement, Cloud will check out the 2nd floor and I will search the 1st floor, got it?
Auron and Cloud: All right.
*focusing on Quistis and her group now, they're walking on a hall and into a room*
Wakka: This is creepy ya? I think we should go back ya?
Sephiroth: Will you shut the f' up!!
Quistis: Let's all go inside please.
*once inside*
Zombie: Uhhhhhhhhh
Wakka: AHHHHH!! It's a f' ing zombie!!!!
Sephiroth: *cuts it in half* What the f'!! it was Ash!!
Ash: Gotta... Catch 'em... All *re-dies*
*Ash's death will be explained in the prequel...*
Wakka: Ugh... I think I'm gonna... *leans on Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: NO!! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!
Wakka: *pukes on Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: YOU HAVE TESTED THE LAST OF MY PATIENCE!! NOW DIE!!! SUPERNOVA!!!
Supernova: *blows up Pluto*
*blows up Saturn*
*blows up Krypton (lol)*
*come to earth*
To be continued...
((Sorry for the language but it had to be that way...))
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:24 pm
Cloud: And that is how Sephiroth met the boy band N'sync.
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:41 pm
Deaths Apprentice Cloud: And that is how Sephiroth met the boy band N'sync. Cid: The other members were X-Death, Kefka, and Seymour. Vincent:I just got tickets to their next concert! HOW-CRAZY-IS-THAT?!?!?!?!?
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:44 pm
s0ul caper~ Deaths Apprentice Cloud: And that is how Sephiroth met the boy band N'sync. Cid: The other members were X-Death, Kefka, and Seymour. Vincent:I just got tickets to their next concert! HOW-CRAZY-IS-THAT?!?!?!?!? Yuffie: *hanging off of Vincent's arm* Not that crazy Sweetie, not that crazy. heart
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 5:21 pm
Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Deaths Apprentice Cloud: And that is how Sephiroth met the boy band N''sync. Cid: The other members were X-Death, Kefka, and Seymour. Vincent:I just got tickets to their next concert! HOW-CRAZY-IS-THAT?!?!?!?!? Yuffie: *hanging off of Vincent''s arm* Not that crazy Sweetie, not that crazy. heart Vincent: Go girl! Fetch the materia!!! *throws KOTR materia off the edge of the Highwind*
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:04 pm
s0ul caper~ Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Deaths Apprentice Cloud: And that is how Sephiroth met the boy band N''sync. Cid: The other members were X-Death, Kefka, and Seymour. Vincent:I just got tickets to their next concert! HOW-CRAZY-IS-THAT?!?!?!?!? Yuffie: *hanging off of Vincent''s arm* Not that crazy Sweetie, not that crazy. heart Vincent: Go girl! Fetch the materia!!! *throws KOTR materia off the edge of the Highwind* Yuffie: I'm not your b***h B*tch, you fetch it!! scream
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:05 pm
Sen_Strife Ok... Here's something copyed of the newgrounds seris: FF: Mixed in Balamb *Some characters of FFVII, FFVIII and FFX are taking classes with Quistis in Balamb Garden* ((It's kinda related to FFVII you know...)) *training session between cloud and squall* Slash, swing, cut, etc, etc, etc... Squall: *cuts off Crono's head by accident* Crono: *sucked into a portal* Zell: *drooling* Ohhhh, must touch shiny thing... Quistis: Wait Zell don't!! Zell: *sucked in* Quistis: Oh fine, let's all go in and find Zell... ((all = Quistis, Squall, Cloud, Vincent, Auron, Wakka, Rinoa, Selphie, Sephiroth and Wakka)) *everyone goes in and ends up at the entrance to a creepy castle* Selphie: Where's Zell? Wakka: There he is! Zell: Uhhhhh *walks into the castle* Quistis: OOhhhh!! I'll flunk that Zell!! *everyone goes into the entrance hall* Voice: MAUAHHHAHAHA!! You have entered Castlevania and you'll never get your buddy back!! MUAHAAHHAHAH *cough* MWAAHAHAHHAA!!! Quistis: Ok everyone, let's split up into 3 groups. Wakka: *scared as hell* I want Cloud and Squall!! Cloud: Hell no! Auron: I'll take the ladies. ((Rinoa, Selphie and Tifa, but no Quistis)) Cloud: Ok, It'll be me, Squall and Vincent. Quistis: Ok then, I'll take Wakka and... Sephiroth. Wakka: WWWHHAATT!!! NOT SEPHIROTH!!! Sephiroth: MUAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH!! Quistis: Ok everyone, Auron will search the basement, Cloud will check out the 2nd floor and I will search the 1st floor, got it? Auron and Cloud: All right. *focusing on Quistis and her group now, they're walking on a hall and into a room* Wakka: This is creepy ya? I think we should go back ya? Sephiroth: Will you shut the f' up!! Quistis: Let's all go inside please. *once inside* Zombie: Uhhhhhhhhh Wakka: AHHHHH!! It's a f' ing zombie!!!! Sephiroth: *cuts it in half* What the f'!! it was Ash!! Ash: Gotta... Catch 'em... All *re-dies* *Ash's death will be explained in the prequel...* Wakka: Ugh... I think I'm gonna... *leans on Sephiroth* Sephiroth: NO!! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!! Wakka: *pukes on Sephiroth* Sephiroth: YOU HAVE TESTED THE LAST OF MY PATIENCE!! NOW DIE!!! SUPERNOVA!!! Supernova: *blows up Pluto* *blows up Saturn* *blows up Krypton (lol)* *come to earth* To be continued... ((Sorry for the language but it had to be that way...)) Narrator: Will Zell be able to survive Sephiroth's fearsome Supernova attack? Director: It's Wakka you idiot! Narrator: Ok fine whatever... Will Sephiroth be able to survive Wakka's continous whinning? Narrator: And will Quistis be able to survive 2 more minutes of both of them?
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:06 pm
Time for part 2!!
*continuing right after the Supernova*
Wakka: Ahhhhh!! *dodges it somehow*
Sephiroth: Wow...
Wakka: *confident look*
Sephiroth: *falls down from above and stabs Wakka*
Wakka: *does as Aeris and eventually instead of dropping the white materia drops a blitzball*
Quistis: Nooo!! What have you done!!
Sephiroth: He deserver that a long time ago...
Quistis: Phoenix down, Phoenix down, Phoenix down... *20 minutes later* Phoenix down, Phoenix down, Phoenix down, Oh fine stay like that for all I care...
Sephiroth: Sorry, people who die by my blade cannot be ressurected...
Quistis: *has a sudden image of what happened to Aeris* Oh yeah, right, hehe, poor Wakka...
*dark figure appears behind Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: Agh, who's there?
Alucard: Hello fellow mortals, I am Alucard, son of dracula, and I am here to defeat him!
Sephiroth: So... You are Alucard...
Quistis: Sorry, but were not here to defeat Dracula...
Alucard: But we msut defeat him... AND SAVE THE WORLD!
Quistis: We're here to look for a friend...
Alucard: Well then, I know where he might be... Follow me.
*Werewolf shows up*
Werewolf: I wont let you go any further!
*meanwhile, in the basement with Auron's team*
Tifa: Somethings been here...
Rinoa: Yeah... It's kidna chilly down here...
Auron: Don't worry babes, I'm all the coats you could ever...
Tifa: Hey look! there's light over there! Let's go kickt he a** of whatever it is!
Auron: All right babes, let's go! ((If you didn't realize earlier, Auron's a P-mp))
*they enter some kind of ghostly night club*
Auron: oohhhhh yeah, this is what I was hoping for...
*They walk over to the bartender (a tonberry)*
Auron: Hey, get some beer for the ladies...
*concentrating on Clouds group now... And they're walking up the mother of all stairs*
Cloud: Ahhh!! When are we getting to the room!!!
Squall: Dunno... Why don't you fly us up there?
Cloud: Huh?
Squall: You are a "Cloud" aren't you?
Cloud: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that...
*when they finally reach the "Bridge of Hazardous Doom" a dark figure is blocking their way*
Cloud: Um... Hello... We... ummm... Wanna pass...
Gilgamesh: Fools!! I am Gilgamesh, Guardian of the Bridge of Hazardous Doom.
Vincent: Well then, How do we cross?
Gilgamesh: You must either choose to defeat the cyclops, or answer a riddle thatI will dispense.
Vincent: Bring on that weak cyclops!
Gilgamesh: Fine.
Cyclops: *a tiny little wimp* Prepare to be vanquished!
Vincent: neutral
Cyclops: *kicks vincents a** real hard*
Vincent: GRRR!!! CHAOS!!!
Cyclops: sweatdrop
Chaos: evil
Cyclops: *kicks his a** again*
Gilgamesh: Fools! Cyclops is not as weak as you imagined!
Cloud: Uhhh.. Ok... bring on the riddle then...
Gilgamesh: Fine, here it is: It cannot be seen, it cannot be felt, it cannot be hear it cannot be smelt, it comes first and follows after, ends life, kills laughter.
Cloud: Whaaaaaaaaaa...??
Squall: Could you please repeat the riddle?
Gilgamesh: Fine... One more time: It cannot be seen, it cannot be felt, it cannot be hear it cannot be smelt, it comes first and follows after, ends life, kills laughter.
Cloud: Whaaaaaaaaaa...??
Squall: Could you please repeat the riddle?
Gilgamesh: Ok.... One more time: It cannot be seen, it cannot be felt, it cannot be hear it cannot be smelt, it comes first and follows after, ends life, kills laughter.
Cloud: Whaaaaaaaaaa...??
Squall: Could you please repe-
Gilgamesh: No!
Squall: Damn, ok let me think...
Gilgamesh: Hurry up! It's getting DARK! ((Uh oh)) sweatdrop
Cloud: Dark! The answer is dark!!
Gilgamesh: F' ck! Ok whatever you can pass, I hate this job anyways...
To be continued...
Narrator: Will they be able to save Zell in time?
Narrator: And more importantly... Will Auron be able to score by the end of this episode?
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:36 pm
Yuffie: Then the country time lemonade lived happily ever after.
Cloud: But Yuffie-san, what happened to the Mountain Dew?
Yuffie: ninja
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:47 pm
Aeris: ninja *Sneak*
Vincent: Hmmm....*Holds up his newley painted nails* Should I go yellow or pink?
Aeris: *Opens refrigerator* ninja *Sneak*
Vincent: I think I'll go with....yellow. Yes..yellow.
Aeris: *Sneaks into her room and pigs out*
Cloud: Hey Aeris have you seen-OMG!!!!!
Aeris: Yes Cloud? *She's as big as a balloon*
Cloud: Gack! ...umm...uh....have-have you seen-OMG I can't stand to look at something as ugly as you!
Aeris: It's ok! Just pop me!!!
Cloud: Wha????
Tifa: Hey Aeris have you seen-OMG!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ROOM!!???? *The room is black* It's black! What happened to your pink wallpaper?!
I don't want any of you to have anyone die if you choose to add to this!
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:44 am
Sakuya794 Aeris: ninja *Sneak* Vincent: Hmmm....*Holds up his newley painted nails* Should I go yellow or pink? Aeris: *Opens refrigerator* ninja *Sneak* Vincent: I think I'll go with....yellow. Yes..yellow. Aeris: *Sneaks into her room and pigs out* Cloud: Hey Aeris have you seen-OMG!!!!! Aeris: Yes Cloud? *She's as big as a balloon* Cloud: Gack! ...umm...uh....have-have you seen-OMG I can't stand to look at something as ugly as you! Aeris: It's ok! Just pop me!!! Cloud: Wha???? Tifa: Hey Aeris have you seen-OMG!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ROOM!!???? *The room is black* It's black! What happened to your pink wallpaper?! I don't want any of you to have anyone die if you choose to add to this! Oh crap... Ahhh well... here goes: Aeris: Umm.... Well You see... Sephiroth moved in sweatdrop Cloud & Tifa: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! Vincent: *walks in with his fingernails painted* Hey guys look at my yellow fingernails! Cloud: Shut up you gay freak! We don't care! And as for you Aeris... *pops her*
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:07 am
Continuying with episode 3!! ((I've no idea why I'm doing this, I just ran out of ideas... sweatdrop ))
*continuing, with Quistis and her group*
Werewolf: I won't let you pass any further! Because I am a werewolf, and my name is werewolf, and I become a werewolf when there's a full moon, and I'm a werewolf because there's a full moon, and werewolfs are always hungry...
Sephiroth: SHUT UP!!!
Werewolf: Ok...
Sephiroth: Come on! *slashes him in half*
Quisitis: Ok... let's move on...
*now with Cloud and the other suckers, as they get to dracula's room*
Vincent: *Revived with a phoenix down*
Cloud: Hey! you! ((dracula)) Where's Zell?
Dracula: I don'tsh know...
Squall: Tell us or we'll kick your a**.
Dracula: I don'tsh know...
Vincent: Are you sure you wont tell us?
Dracula: Fine he's in my prisoner's cage over there in the corner.
Zell: *inside the cage and going crazy*
Dracula: You'll have to defeat me if you want your buddy back!
Squall: *runs at dracula and does: punch, punch, punch, miss* ((hehe, sorry How else am I gonna reenact it?))
Dracula: *sends squall flying with a punch and then gives him lots more punches*
Squall: *lands with a crater on the wlal and on the floor*
Cloud: *punches dracula real hard and breaks the floor*
Draculaa: *jumps and punches Cloud real hard*
Vincent: *gets ready*
Dracula: *shoots many powerful red beams at Vincent and he's Pwnd*
*Now let's see if Auron can score*
Tifa: (Hp: 9999, Mp: 999, Status: Poison) Hey Auron, let's dance.
Auron: (Hp: 9999, Mp: 999, status: inmune to poison) Sorry girls but we'll flunk if we stay here any longer...
Rinoa: (Hp: 9999, Mp: 999, Status : drunk) Nooooo, we love you Auron!
Auron: We can't girls...
Selphie: Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???
Auron: Sorry, but no! we have to go find Zell.
Rinoa: Hey Auronnn *shows him some beer*
Auron: Ok, we'll stay!
*back in Dracula's room, Quistis and her team arrived*
Alucard: I'm here father, and I will defeat you! But first, mother wants to know exactly when you're coming home? You've been drinking out all night with your friends haven't you? Out by sunset and before daybreak, you're breaking poor mother's heart... And timmy too! He's never seen his father for once! And the only time We get to talk is when I come to yyour castle, filled with traps and minions, and confront you in a climatic battle between good and evil! What kind of father-son relationship do you call that? I mean, the Belmonts have a fairly good relation ship, I mean, past the vampires thing and all that...
Dracula: .... Ohhh... Ahh... uhhhh.... *turns into a vampire and escapes, leaving a key on the ground*
Quistis: *looking at the key, takes 30 minutes to pick it up and free Zell*
Zell: Ohhhh, thanks!!!
Quistis: Oh Zell were so glad you're ok.. But Zell... Zelly-poo... YOU ARE FLUNKED!! twisted
Zell: Awwww, s**t!
Narrator: And that's about it for this, and there will sonn be a prequel... Or maybe not...
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:51 am
Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Deaths Apprentice Cloud: And that is how Sephiroth met the boy band N''sync. Cid: The other members were X-Death, Kefka, and Seymour. Vincent:I just got tickets to their next concert! HOW-CRAZY-IS-THAT?!?!?!?!? Yuffie: *hanging off of Vincent''s arm* Not that crazy Sweetie, not that crazy. heart Vincent: Go girl! Fetch the materia!!! *throws KOTR materia off the edge of the Highwind* Yuffie: I'm not your b***h B*tch, you fetch it!! scream Vincent: *pulls out gun and blows Yuffie's head off* ninja Cloud: Now about that concert... sweatdrop Vincent: :Let's go! 4laugh heart
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:00 am
*At Corel Town*
Miner #1: Why are we digging this tunnel?!
Miner #2: stare look at the flashback...
*Flashbacky*
Miner #1: *to cloud* We're Coal Miners Dammit! We'll dig a tunnel so deep that the meteor won't kill us!
*Flashback end*
Miner #1: WHY IN HELL DID WE THINK A TUNNEL WOULD PROTECT US FROM A METEOR!!!!! scream
Miner #2: That's not why we're diggin'. With in the first 20dm of the tunnel, it collapsed. And since the whole town was diggin' it, we're all trin' to dig out. stare
Miner #1: gonk
*then you see the Whole town of Corel, But underground. xd *
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:57 am
s0ul caper~ Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Deaths Apprentice s0ul caper~ Deaths Apprentice Cloud: And that is how Sephiroth met the boy band N''sync. Cid: The other members were X-Death, Kefka, and Seymour. Vincent:I just got tickets to their next concert! HOW-CRAZY-IS-THAT?!?!?!?!? Yuffie: *hanging off of Vincent''s arm* Not that crazy Sweetie, not that crazy. heart Vincent: Go girl! Fetch the materia!!! *throws KOTR materia off the edge of the Highwind* Yuffie: I'm not your b***h B*tch, you fetch it!! scream Vincent: *pulls out gun and blows Yuffie's head off* ninja Cloud: Now about that concert... sweatdrop Vincent: :Let's go! 4laugh heart Sephiroth: NEVER!!!! *falls slowly from above and stabs Cloud through the heart* b***h. I WILL GO TO THE CONCERT WITH VINCENT!!!!!
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