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 Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:45 pm
I'm just deliberately choosing to interpet everything in a dirty way tonight.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:47 pm
Well, you can punish me later...
::notices Piper grinning like a fool ::
Err... ahem.
::steps on the stage and holds the microphone out to Clark::
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:48 pm
::takes the mic::
The clapping, Lois.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:49 pm
I can't help that rasslin' Lois and Clark just sound so saucy.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:50 pm
::Lois blushes and begins clapping::
redface
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:52 pm
I'll get you for this, Lane.
::clears his throat::
Well, life on a farm is kind-a laid back
Ain't much an old country boy like me can't hack
It's early to rise, early in the sack
Thank God I'm a country boy.
A simple kind-a life never did me no harm
Raisin' me a family and workin' on a farm
My days are filled with an easy country charm
Thank God I'm a country boy.
Well, I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle
When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddle
And life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle
Thank God I'm a country boy.
When the work's all done and the sun's settin' low
I pull out my fiddle and I resin up the bow
But the kids are asleep so I keep it kind-a low
Thank God I'm a country boy.
I'd play "Sally Goodin'" all day if I could
But the Lord and my wife wouldn't take it very good
So I fiddle when I can and work when I should
Thank God I'm a country boy.
Well, I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle
When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddle
And life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle
Thank God I'm a country boy.
I wouldn't trade my life for diamonds or jewels
I never was one of them money hungry fools
I'd rather have my fiddle and my farmin' tools
Thank God I'm a country boy.
Yeah, city folk drivin' in a black limousine
A lotta sad people thinkin' that's mighty keen
Well folks, let me tell you now exactly what I mean
I thank God I'm a country boy.
Well, I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle
When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddle
And life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle
Thank God I'm a country boy.
Well, my fiddle was my daddy's till the day he died
And he took me by the hand and held me close to his side
He said, "Live a good life and play my fiddle with pride
And thank God you're a country boy."
My daddy taught me how to work and play a tune on the fiddle
He taught me how to love and how to give just a little
Thank God I'm a country boy.
Well, I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle
When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddle
And life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle
Thank God I'm a country boy.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:53 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:54 pm
There, Lois. Hope you're happy.
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:54 pm
cakes on the griddle. Yeah right. I sooo... am not a good cook. Not that I haven't tried. I still owe Martha a new stockpot....
::applauds::
That was good, baby!
heart
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:56 pm
::whistles::
Woooo!
Give us a rasslin' promo!
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:57 pm
wrestling? His opponent isn't here?
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:00 pm
Oh. I didn't know he had to be here to trash talk him.
I don't watch a lot of TV. It's the tool of the corrupt political fat cats to keep America lazy and placated.
Except for "How I Met Your Mother."
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:01 pm
Didn't NPH win some Emmys on Saturday?..
::Lois stares at oily Clark again::
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:03 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:05 pm
and he and his partner are having twins with a surrogate...
::Lois stares at Clark some more::
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