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 Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:12 pm
If you want, I could kidnap you and hold you for ransom. That'd get his attention.
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Though I'd probably have to invest in some very strong body armor first...
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:12 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:13 pm
That would work, but the he'd have to teach me a lesson for deceiv,.....
::sees the T.V::
We're doing dating segments now?
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:14 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:16 pm
......
He sure didn't pick your best photo.
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:16 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:17 pm
"compose his way right into your.... pants??? "
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:18 pm
::clunks his forehead against the bar::
::clunk::
::clunk::
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:20 pm
::Lois pats Piper on the back::
Surely, it's not as bad as it seems?
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:22 pm
Dear God, you know I don't ask for much, but if a massive power surge were to shut down all broadcasting in the Nexus right now, I promise to stop ending all religious arguments with "Jesus spent his time with twelve men and a hooker, so he's more like me than you." Sincerely, Hartley Robert Rathaway.
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:24 pm
"heart of an artist with the brains of a scientist"...that would be quite a find.
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:25 pm
Please just kill me now. End the misery.
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:26 pm
::Lois starts to take a drink and then does a spit-take::
hot strudel injection?
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:27 pm
I don't know. I think I'm having an aneurysm.
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:28 pm
Wow.. um....
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prime time television sure has gotten....
::Lois trails off and passes the bottle of UV vodka down to Piper::
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