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 Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:41 pm
Today I discovered on the internet that when fangirls get tired of slashing you with a dead homophobe, they decide to pair you with yourself.
My mind, he is blown.
::pours another shot::
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:42 pm
Wha...what? Ugh...I hate fanfics!
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:44 pm
No no....this was fanART.
Totally different thing.
And brings a whole new level to the term 'self-love.'
::knocks back the shot::
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:45 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:46 pm
Well, you know what they say about the internet, I guess.
I do take some grim pleasure out of the idea that poor James is doing summersaults in his grave at some of those images.
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:59 pm
Though it did make me wonder if I should grow my hair out again.
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:05 pm
Er...got me. I have no style.
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:10 pm
::looks at his reflection in the mirror behind the bar, running a hand through his hair::
Maybe at least grow the soul patch back...Not saying I'm going back out on the market, but it wouldn't hurt to update the look a little bit...
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:16 pm
Why aren't you dating? There's plenty of pie...get yourself a piece! scream
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:19 pm
Oh, tons of excuses...mental breakdowns, parole violations, busy plotting revenge against various peoples, selling my fealty in exchange for gender reparations....but really, yeah, it's about time I got a slice of...
...pie?
I've always preferred strudel myself.
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:30 pm
What in the blue hell is wrong with you? I'm talking about getting you a man and all you're talking about is desert!
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:32 pm
Er....
::clears his throat::
Like I said, I don't think I'm necessarily on the market, but if you happened to know someone and was willing to make an introduction and they weren't a vengeful God of war or something...
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:35 pm
So...you're saying...no Achilles?
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:37 pm
We're friends and that's it.
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:44 pm
Someone needs to tell him that. Okay...Clarice and I can find you a guy. Clarice has been to so many parallel worlds that it's ridiculous!
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