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 Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:04 am
::shadow boxes a couple times before sitting down at one of the stools and sticking his briefcase up on the bar::
Let's see what's on the docket this week....
::pulls out his briefs (out of the case, you dirty mind!) and starts inspecting them vigorously::
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:18 am
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:03 am
*Walks in and scowls a bit.*
Funny. I'd think you, of all people, would be singing the Weird Al version.
Something about the rye or the kaiser . . . .
Have you seen any alien activity in this building of late? Aside from yourself, of course. Normally, I wouldn't hesitate to put down a worthless Bismolian . . . but today, I'm hunting Xenomorphs, Yautja ., . . and rogue technology.
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:13 am
confused
I'm not worthless, I'm a senator.
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:17 am
Yes, yes. But on a planet that is beyond insignificant to me.
It's not personal, Kem. I simply dislike you extraterrestrials. That's all.
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:18 am
YOU'RE the extra-terrestrial here, sprood. I'm very terrestrial! Look! I'm not even wearing armor-clad underpants like SOME people who are going around insulting various elected officials in the room.
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:19 am
*Atrocitus strides in. He glances at Lex and snorts.*
A human referring to . . . anything . . . as insiginficant. I believe that's the textbook definition of "irony."
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:20 am
::gates in, looking around::
Subject: Kem, Tenzil
Threat level: 0
Subject: Luthor, Lex
Threat level: 100
Objective: Terminate.
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:21 am
Hey Brainy! Love the sunglasses.
Sunglasses are cool.
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:23 am
I'm using human tech nology. It simply happens to be from a different time frame than my own. OCP makes some fine street-level armor . . . which I thought would help me iun my battles.
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:25 am
So you're saying you're down with OCP.
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:26 am
Finally! Skynet tech always provides a good challenge! Let's see what you've got!
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Querl Dox rolled 1 20-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-20)
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:26 am
Terminator class:
T-1
Armor: 7
Attack: 4
Damage: 4
Hit Points: 14
XP: 0
Kills: 0
::cocks his shotgun and fires at Lex::
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:27 am
eek
BRAINY! That's not how we do things!
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Lex Joseph Luthor rolled 1 20-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-20)
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:32 am
*Lex grunts as the ammo impacts against his armor. He poinmts a .44 at the T-!'s face and squeezes the trigger.* I do so HATE to ruin aa good pair of Ray-Bans . . . Still I'll do it.
Street Cop.
Base Stats.
Armor: 7
Attack: 3
Damage: 2
Hit Points: 11
XP: 4
Kills: 2
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