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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:34 pm
Where are you getting your intel? Santa isn't indiscriminate. There's clearly a 'naughty' and a 'nice' list mentioned most places you find info about Santa.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:39 pm
If that's the case, I suppose I'll just have to kill him and take his stuff. Unintended bonus: I've never eaten reindeer before.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:43 pm
You know that Santa delivered a lump of coal once a year to Darkseid himself?
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I have no idea how I know that.
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:09 pm
::Lois cautiously enters the Bistro wearing a large, floppy hat::
ninja
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:11 pm
::skips in through the front door, humming, followed by a solitary mouse::
See my lon'ly life unfold... I see it ev'ry daaaaay....
Oh! Hey Lois.
::Shirley the mouse skitters up on the bartop and looks for the sunflower seed bowl::
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:19 pm
oh! Good evening, Piper. How are you faring this evening?
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:22 pm
I'm plotting nefarious, vengeful deeds against all of those who have wronged me.
Nah, just kidding, I'm thinking about putting together a jazz set for Saturday. Hows about you? Do you play any instruments by chance hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:26 pm
Jazz is definitely better than vengeance, depending on who is performing it, of course. Me? I'm not all that musical.
::Lois eyes the mouse as it scurries along the bartop::
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:30 pm
Don't worry about Shirley. She thinks she's a rat.
::The mouse sniffs Lois, a sunflower seed dangling in her mouth::
She's been out of sorts since Stefani vanished.
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:37 pm
::Lois goes to get a drink, still keeping an eye on the mouse::
Ah.. that's.. er.. unfortunate.
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:43 pm
Yeah, some sort of drama went on with the rats while I was distracted with other things and it's taking some time to restore order. I have some of the troublemakers checking out Sionis Cosmetics because I owe someone a favor, but the rest of the girls I have to give some one on one time to.
LOVE the hat by the way. They have it in green?
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:47 pm
Thanks... the sun today is just brutal. August weather you know. eh heh heh....
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:50 pm
TELL me about it. Charcoal gray full-body black suit with a cape and hood? NOT summer wear. I tried to talk to my tailor about a sleeveless version and he laughed and shook his head at me. I'm all 'Come ON, Paul, the humidity is like 98% out there!' and he's like "but it would mess up the LINES of the suit,' and I just don't think it's THAT big a deal.
Also, he wouldn't let me put polka dots on the cape. SUCH a downer.
::Shirley sniffs Lois a little closer::
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:54 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:54 pm
That's a shame. Polka dots can be quite stylish when done properly
::Lois readjusts her hat::
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